Give me just ONE good reason you haven't signed up

You have no excuse now to complain about your sorry ass life, the choice to make a difference is right in front of you.

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LMAO dude isn't in the air force

let's see user's nose

>go fight for Israel, trannies and BLM
No thank you.

This image has convinced me to buy some popcorn when I go to the store
For me? Sweet and salty

>try find the source for this to see if it's real
>only get Asian results
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I still have my hair

Put me on the border and let me MOAB the spics swarming across and I'll join.

What's up with the toy planes in the table?

there’s more planes in the navy. also my comfy wfh job pays more than an officers salary already and this country won’t be around long enough to pay my pension anyways

They're the mockups Tom Cruise used for his close-ups

Every war since 1917 has been orchestrated by the armaments industry

That's Hangul, Koreans love Top Gun and the US military.

I'm scared of heights

I was unironically in the air force straight out of high school. It was actually a really great experience. You actually learn skills that you will use later in life and it builds your self esteem and gives you a sense of purpose in the world. Plus they pay for your school, which is pretty cool

I'm actually in the Air Force (4+ years)

AMA

I'm too retarded

the US gov is controlled by them

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Two
>Not tall enough
>Too old now

I'm too old

If you're signing up because of the movie, why would you join the air force when Tom Cruise was in the navy

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reminder that there are multiple schools that accept GI Bill money in Tokyo, and if you survive your tour you can learn Japanese on Uncle Sam's dime.

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The movie is about the Navy though.

I make 90k in wage theft from my WFH corporate position by working less than two hours a day.

is that really what you think our nations military stands for?

Is it like Top Gun?

The Navy does not have more planes than the USAF retard. Just more than any other countries AF.

Shut the fuck up.

No.

Is it fully covered? What about housing allowance?

airforce is the easiest one
it's not like you're down in the ground getting shredded by IEDs and machine guns
You're sitting cozy in a cockpit stealthed and bombing random houses. Or even better, you're sitting your ass in a room controlling a drone.

How's the kool-aid taste, bootlicker?

Air force has most planes, navy has second most

Are those for free? Not gonna lie, I'd seriously consider asking for one

Did 8 years.

I'm too old

Yeah that's what I fucking sad, faggot.

oh fuck off. you most of the military is hispanic right??

>Air Force leeching off of Top Gun's popularity
>Top Gun's pilots aren't even in the Air Force, but the Navy
kek

Same. Hope they're not just for recruits, I'd even offer to pay for one.

kek