Why couldn’t he get laid?

Why couldn’t he get laid?

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He was a Vietnam veteran.

tons of vietnam veterans got laid.

mentalcel

he was a skitzo who stunk like week old mop water and maybe some gook gnawed his dick off

Autism

he had no identity.

he was creepy man. dont you get it? we are all creepy. thats why people dont like us

Cause he thought taking girls to a porn theater for a date is normal behavior.

We need more creative head canon like this from dumb liberals.

Fucked up with Betty by bringing her too a porno, then was too disgusted of himself to have sex with Iris although he very likely wanted to

if he brought her to the porn theater on the 3rd date instead of the 1st he would have got laid

high standards

I remember seeing this movie for the first time when I was about 14 and that scene of his apology monologue to her answering machine hit me really hard. Such a fucking sad character, probably one of the best portrayals of loneliness I’ve ever seen in a movie.

I think he represents most incels desu
>decent looking, just mentally fucked

he spent too much time on Any Forums getting mad about things outside of his ability to change.

All you need to see is what he eats, anyone who eats mayonnaise straight from the fucking jar has never touched a woman in their life

Dude, that nigga looks exactly like me.

is De Niro in this movie considered handsome? i unironically look quite like him in some angles (or at least used to, my face is kind of lined now), picrel is almost a picture of me

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He kind of didn't want to, right?

> is a famous movie star is his younger years considered handsome

Not so much when they came back home

btw this isn't some kind of
>he's literally me
projection, several people have confirmed independently that i do look like him in this
are you me, bro?
there are movie stars that aren't considered to be handsome

high tier normie

why can't i get laid then and have no matches on Tinder

plenty of handsome guys get no pussy. hence taxi driver