You wake up in the russian federation

how do you conduct your life from now on?
no leaving, you turn to monke the second you cross the border

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*crosses the border*

this is you now

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bump

I would overdose on Central Asian and Far Eastern pussy

Continue living my life and work (for the Glory of Motherland)

can someone give me the name of this oriental goddess?

MONKE WITHIN
MONKE WITHOUT

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>you wake up in the russian federation
what a silly premise, something like that could never happen

Do I look Russian now?
Am I a legal citizen?

yes
if you cross the border and monkey out you will just go back because of the best banan are in russia.

I cross the border

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Then I try to learn Sambo and get a cute gf while making youtube videos showing my daily life to foreigners

Throwing Molotov cocktails at oil facilities and railroads

Cross the border to China, live in a Buddhist/Tao temple comfy life by stealing food from tourists & pilgrims

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go do it bro
theyre offering free land and shit to migrants (to siberia)
brain ligor

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1. Establish an institute to study kike magic.
2. Cross border under closest supervision possible.

I will give him land right on the border and establish heavy sensor array around it.

isnt the land given in any place in siberia?
or how does it work?

What's the difference?

I don't cross the border, I am already monke and lazy one

I'll be grateful that I'm no longer a southeast asian

how can you write then

I cross the border and eat banan