/brit/

shrek edition

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First for fuck minimum wage millionaires

i make 2800 a month

>18k
post discarded
>went to uni
post discarded
>houseshare
post discarded
jumped up middle class connected silver spoon prick

the easiest and quickest way to fix Any Forums would be to ban images of females outside of their respective boards like /s/ for example.

i think the ku klux klan have put a price on my head but then again i'm prone to completely irrational paranoia like that

The UK ROARS OUT for BBW Latinas

mad how south is pronounced "south" but youth is pronounced "youth"

>salary posting

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make 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

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operation go to woolies for a six pack of VB tallboys is complete

currently stroking my cock

most of my income comes from investments because i'm not a toildrone scrub

Australia sells wardrobes in packs of 6?

then you are a mong

mad how i never knew surreptitiously was a word before seeing it posted here

OBAMNA

mental how people have children. couldnt fucking stand being around them for 5 minutes

new CUNT new CUNT new CUNT *pushes you hard* new CUNT new CUNT *squeezes your throat* new CUNT new CUNT new CUNT new CUNT *scratches you like a cat* new CUNT

I'm walking in Heaton Park in Prestwich in Salford. It's one of the most beautiful parks in the country, I've been coming here since I was a kid. It really is a beautiful place and it's covered in shit, by people who have picnics and leave their coke bottles and their wrappers. Their shit, everywhere. Used nappies, they just foul it up. And I'll tell you what, I hope nature takes its revenge on you. Every single one of you that leaves shit on the floor and in parks, and what you've done to Heaton Park is disgusting, and I hope the planet turns round and shits on you.

it's different when it's your own kids i imagine

based doctor who

fascinating

it's different with your own

>Joseph Smith's descendant shows up at your door
>tells you that if you join the LDS he'll gift you a Utahan tradwife
>but she is ordered to divorce you if you ever skip Church on Sunday

do you accept /brit/?

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what if its my baby brother

Have ping pong ball sized blisters on my arm from burning it yesterday

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christopher eccleston is a very based man

girls are sweet when they are 4-12, but boys are annoying and cringe as shit usually
t. has a little sister

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got my first graduate job on £65k at 22

C++ finance developer for those asking

Realised I've gone sight seeing in other countries more than my own. What are the best places to go for it besides London?

SHALL not be saving the white race me and my gf shall be getting a dog so much less effort than a child it will love me unconditionally not screech like a retard in its younger years talk back to me in its adolescence or be a virgin/get addicted to drugs/marry someone I disprove of in its adult years also the cost

hate when the vibe feels off with /brit/

bit like that now

no I'm not joining your shitty cult

mental how the LGBT community go on about "erasure", and then are actively trying to erase women's rights by allowing men in dresses in to women support groups, changing rooms and toilets innit

uk sightseeing is fucking shit but if you must go to snowdon or the lakes or something for nature then for a city tour go to edinburgh or liverpool

siblings are the worst

>erasure
its rubberure

Who’s asking?

rainy day today, both in my mind and the real world.

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i am an only child and i have no mates and i have no job and my dad is dead and im an alky

not had an erection in 4 days guess it's over

could just be at a low test part of your testosterone cycle
or your diet is garbage and your body is failing

make 90k and don't know how to spend it. just fling most of it into a vanguard so i do

what you drinkin la

Start by washing your penis

frasier is a bit of a weird show. some episodes are really well written sarcastic and funny but then other episodes the type of humour changes to basic slapstic

give us a tenner mate

America needs Socialism.

fling most of my money in a van

corr if i made that much i'd be having a gear and prossies extravaganza all day every day

I did research at another uni for another while making barely above minimum wage before deciding fuck it and selling out to a bank for £70k, ngl academia can be cosy and chill but eventually I would’ve needed a PhD which sounds stressful

Why don't you run for office and help bring that socialism instead of spamming it here then?

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