39 days until Thor: Love and Thunder

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I don't remember a single Thor movie

>Old whore
Made of plywood.
>there has not been a single year since she became a legally acceptable sexual object that i would not ravish her, given the opportunity.
While she is extremely picky (unless you have something she desperately wants), that's just slightly above wanting to be the perverted coroner that sees dead bodies as their "opportunity".
>Makeup should be illegal
That actually protects our eyes from being damaged by her grotesqueness.
>fucks don't grow on trees
No, but they help the bush grow.

nice try glowie

Marvelchads I can't wait

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>Marvelchads I can't wait
Wait.. you want to see a skinny fat chick with makeup on her arms (to make her look muscular) hold a hammer made of paper to act tough and look stupid?

you know i got something for you? its from matilda.

>you know i got something for you? its from matilda.
So the samy skinny fat plywood chick but roleplaying instead of being herself? user, you need to actually desire women and not plywood.

now this is a countdown I like

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>hard to believe but natalie is still a virgin
It's not 1988 again, user.

Her feet my mouth simple as.

how about i bonk you over the head with some plywood if you keep insulting natnat

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I’m watching the first two Thors just to get up to speed.
Just as bad as expected.