Truman is getting drunk on a week day again

>it’s a Truman hasn’t pooped in 5 days special event

ah i will commemorate this solemn assembly with a drink in memory of saint George floyd

Thinking of drinking a 2 6 of vodka tonight and grabbing a joint to celebrate the end of the the month and then have a fresh sober month in June

i don't understand alcohol. i feel worse when I drink it.

>sober month in june
why must you turn this imageboard into a House of LIES

I fucking wish I was like you. I hate how much I love alcohol, it’s a serious obstacle to happiness for me.

pouring out a 40 for my fallen ninjas

You are telling me I'm tapering right now and it fucking sucks.

opioids?

>Truman becomes an alphabet haxxor and gets the nuke codes
>National debate over letting the charade go on

i used to love alcohol too. i was able to pound 40s and hold my own drinking liqour. used to love me some jager. but now that i've taken a long break from all mind altering substances and started taking my health a bit more seriously; drinking alcohol just feels like i've hindered myself in various ways. idk how to properly explain it but i'm not at my optimal state when drinking alcohol.

>>National debate over letting the charade go on
lol'd

how do you taper? i need to do it to avoid hallucinations, but i don't have a regular amount or time for drinking