Go woke go br-

>go woke go br-

looks like the audience has spoken.

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people don't want to go to the movies to watch some depressing shit right now, there's too much bullshit happening in real life
that's it

Not so fast

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OHNONONOAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

Damn, Lo Pan is in Everything Everywhere?

now compare the budgets

Doesn't matter

the only thing people got to the movies to watch now is the big new capeshittery or maybe the new avatar

So is Short Round

The Northman is a 6/10 film with two good visuals in the whole film and is incredibly derivative and nihilistic

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You don't know what nihilistic means so stop using it.

EEAAO is actually a great flick and surprisingly honest about what it is.
Northman on the other hand is so deep inside its own ass it created a singularity of "well, I enjoy it, but I can't admit it because cringe".

shut up you larping ass wanna be bitch shit sucked

But what about Ow Ma Bao Lu Su

Everything got that middle aged to dying audience dollar.

I generally agree but cringe tryhard attempts at making them look masculine with random screaming makes it 5/10 for me. Still better than Everything Everywhere though.

It's a film that pitches itself initially off of "durr my righteous revenge!" then deliberately breaks that down into "actually he was a bad person and you're insane"
It's a film that doesn't have a right or wrong
It doesn't believe in anything
It's nihilistic

>new movie bad old movie good
You're derivative

Are you saying not being woke is depressing?

NO NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO!
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHH

Meds

The Northman is unironically boring as shit

Read the headline you faggot.

Both movies are very similar in plot and even many scenes
One just does it with heart and genuine character evolution and introspection with memorable dialogue and a fantastic soundrack and the other is more A24 middlbrow dreck made to appeal to people who've only watched c and b-tier blockbusters since they were born

>Eggers even managed to make Anya flashing her pubes boring

how did he do it?

chink bros i don't feel so good

Northman is for white people, no wonder Any Forums got filtered.

it's just bad writing not a philosophy.

Eggers was too pretentious to just write a revenge story, he wants to feel clever.

>indieshit asian movie is a success
>doesn't show the numbers

the northman director said something about evil whites. he can go fuck himself and take ayyyna with him

Northman just felt very generic. Like it has nothing noteworthy of mention besides lol there’s all whites and some Argentinian girl.

>buzzwords
Better luck next time kid

OP BTFO HAHAHAHA

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I did

Northman flopped
Everything everywhere didn't