Like a good wine they said

Like a good wine they said...

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>two not good
>two look the same
I’d imagine those odds are better than a group of chicks

how many poh tay toes did sam eat?!

Damn, Sam

Billy looks like the average 23 year old Glaswegian, Dom and Elijah look like they have girlfriends in highschool and Sean looks like Bryce Dalls Howard's long lost brother.

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They probably had a lot of sex with each other on set.

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all of them

Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk
Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age
like women. Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers
wine
Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk,
also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman
who delivers wine. a wineman
It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged
like a milk
Fine wine ages like a 56 ear old cheese. Milk ages like a
Tom
Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32. he
looked older than he does now, even when he played a
man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68
who looks not a dav over 44
Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine
cheese ages better than a 2 year old reqular cheese
28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal
the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela
Lugosi stopped aging in 1956, because he died
Tom aged like a fine wine. Cruise aged like a fine cheese
Tom Cruise died. but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese
over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese he's a master milk. If a
woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.
If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a
train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi
leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at
44 mph, and both stations are 56 ears apart. how long
before both trains age like a woman?
Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a
cruise

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I guess smoking really does raise testosterone

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nice haiku user

Do americans really wear sweatpants in public?

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Fuck the haters. I’m glad these guys are still friends. LOTR trilogy was the last good kino before the woke era.

Sometimes I wear pj pants if I'm just going to the gas station two blocks from my home.

It's funny how people go on and on about test levels when it always makes you age like shit

>bong genetics

lool

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Sean, easy on the lembas bread

> test makes you age like shit
lol

It all depends on how many pints of wine it is.

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Nobody looks good wearing sweatpants outside of a gym. I don't get why people do it. Regular pants are not uncomfortable.

None of these guys were considered good looking men.
They specifically had to find homely guys to play Hobbits so I dunno what you're getting at.

This is now a comfy LoTR / Tolkein thread

Just finished the extended trilogy for the first time. I feel transcendant. I don't think I can ever watch any stupid Star Wars Disney+ bullshit again after this. I already want to watch it again.

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It's more to do with his crippling vegetarianism.

Brunch in the Castro, San Francisco

Two of them are Americans. And not the better-looking two ...

I have no problem with actors aging. Growing old just seems like such a foreign and unnerving thought to you people because the majority of you faggots on here will commit suicide before age 30.

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is this autism or something else?

Samwise really did eat all the lembas bread after all

>full makeup and clothings in fixed lighting for a photoshoot
>random phone photo in a random restaurant with random lighting
if you ever used a camera you know how much that affects. also the ones who stayed in shape look almost unchanged

why does he have that terrible moustache