imagine the timeline where doctor house was in charge of the pandemic response.
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Dylan King
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Cameron Watson
Girls, she embodies me so much.
Kevin Perez
what, a narcissist know it all pain killer addict? i know a million of them, all faggots
Jordan Cox
Yeah, imagine that, we might have actually gotten mandatory vaccination, mask-wearing and proper social distancing if we had intelligent men like Dr. House, instead of stupid Republicans spreading anti-vaxx nonsense
Joshua Foster
it's not covid.
everybody lies.
Jack Morgan
He would have given it not a single thought. Cuddy would have been after him to help with the pandemic and he would have coughed in her face and spilled hand sanitizer on the floor, and then focused on a guy that was too nice all the time so obviously he was super sick.
and he would've been right.
Caleb Lewis
HE IS JUST LIKE ME
Chase Taylor
You will never be a woman.
Tyler White
Kayden Baker
This. Also he would have absolutely caught Covid at the end of the episode as a twist, and Wilson would have brought him chicken broth at his home. He'd be fine btw, just a little joke at the end of the episode.
Aaron Morgan
Fuck, I made a duplicate thread. Whatever, pic related is literally me.
Camden Myers
He would've just told everyone to get the vaxx or don't get healthcare.
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Hunter Scott
Aaron Reed
>patient comes in with mild flu symptoms
>house calls him an idiot and sends him home with a recipe for honeyed tea
>comes back having lost his sense of taste and smell
>House thinks he’s lying to get meds, so in increments increases disgusting smelling things to covertly put in patients vicinity
>turns out he’s true
>it might be a tumour get me an MRI
>nope it’s fine, treat him worth corticosteroids
>patient is fine the next day and goes home
>comes back with fever and more flu symptoms
>Cuddy takes over insisting it’s covid and puts him on a respirator
>House thinks it’s impossible for covid to have such mild symptoms so he plugs out the ventilator and sends patient home with some Advil
>patient gets better again
>episode ends with patient dying of myocarditis and house stares slightly off from the camera looking all shook up, he would’ve known to look for it if he took time to look at the patients journal and see that he was vaccinated
Colton Flores
what does house think about vaccines
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Camden Baker
House would have been antivaxx. Hes actual intelligent and very paranoid, not simply "intelligent"
Robert Barnes
actually house would vaxx people without their consent.
Adam Diaz
and with a wicked sense of humor
Gavin Clark
He would've given his patient horse dewormer.
Jack Fisher
hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin were both prescribed in the series.
Joseph Robinson
he would vaxx anti-vaxxers.