Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak to him

Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak to him.

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the balrog of morgoth?

Don't worry, he's gonna come back in a bit because Tolkien is a hack

What did you say?

>Ayo! Whey Iz Massa Gee!? Foh reel I gots axe heem bout shieet

Is he a cuck? Gives me cuck vibes

Reminder that Teleporno was a legit fag and Gala was just his beard

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finish the book already george

Why are they riding an Ornithomimus?

A what?

He had an accident, there was nothing we could do..

He fell to page 10

So, he was gay right?

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits

people sometimes talk weird in this movies for no reason
its obvious they can speak normally but then all of the sudden they say something using weird overly dramatic words.
also every time they go to a new place they stop to say the name of the new place outloud.
that LITERALLY happens all the time in these movies.

they are taking the hobbits to isengard-ga-gagard

STUPID FAT HOBBIT

No, he was in a loving cuckold relationship with Galadriel.

>cuckold
Why are Americans so fixated on that shit?

is this a pasta bros, i swear i've read this exact comment before