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Beyond was so disappointing it was just above Nemesis.

I began to think we all hate on Nemesis as a meme, but then I rewatched it. I think we should collectively pick apart every single second of Nemesis and write a guide how and why that movie fails on so many levels so that producers and directors and writers everywhere have a guide on what NOT to do.

New episode, new Chapels.

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Why is she so fuckable?

Careful now. There's some rabid Beastie Boys fans in /trek/.

That's the only main cast straight couple. Unless you count odo and kira. Or gul dukat and kira.

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nobody asked you faggot
If I wanted to read your essays I would go to your gay blog

Fuck off and kys

I don't know why you're looking forward to stealing the Cerritos and fucking around on a vineyard so much.

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Beyond is in my Top 5.

>why is she so cuckable
ftfy

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Or Troi and Worf, or Troi and Riker, or Data and Tasha, or Sisko and Cassidy, or Seven and Chatokay, or Neelix and Kes, or Jadzia and Worf.

All 3 of the jj movies are better than nemesis. Fucking bald college picard lol. Plus now that picard is a total soiboi faggot loser crying about his dead mom at the age of 97, plus he's actually dead and just a robot simulacrum, that makes it a little too late to finally get him a girl and resolve his mommy issues. Picard ruined TNG just like strange new worlds ruins TOS, WHY DIDNT SPOCK OR UHURA EVER MENTION FIGHTING THE FUCKING GORN?

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Tom Hardy looks nothing like Patrick Stewart and it's taking me out of the movie.

I know people hated it, but I liked the idea of Worf and Troi. They had better chemistry than Riker and Troi in my opinion.

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Sisko and Yates was also a healthy couple. They were fairly awesome given what Sisko was going through as the Prophet, a father, and the commander of DS9 during a war.
So essentially it was just those two relationships, B'Elanna+Tom and Ben+Kasidy. I think it was good that both shows did that.

Kira+x doesn't make the bar, not even remotely. All very unhealthy.
Riker+Troi, Worf+Jadzia, and Spock+Kirk? Hello??

Although I don't think you can classify any of those as healthy relationships.

>Or Troi and Worf, or Troi and Riker, or Data and Tasha, or Sisko and Cassidy, or Seven and Chatokay, or Neelix and Kes, or Jadzia and Worf.
Troi and worf is bad and worf is a monsterman.
Troi and riker is 99% offscreen and they really have no chemistry.
Data and Tasha; fucking once does not a couple make.
Sisko and cassidy; both are weird aliens who knows what gender they were.
Neelix and kes; based pedo abuser, is being statutorially raped a relationship?
Jadzia and worf: a lesbian worm monster and a full on monster straight couple okay.

So far I’ve seen the original series and TNG, what should I watch next? Is discovery good?

>Spock+Kirk
Not a straight couple. Unless Spock has a secret...

mmmm

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>Riker+Troi, Worf+Jadzia, and Spock+Kirk?
Nice trio of straight, unmonstery sex havers.

I don't like the swirly pedo symbol on the badges but I'm assuming it's an STD thing carried over.

He only mentioned straight couples, not the quality of those couples.
> both are weird aliens who knows what gender they were.
They're both hew-mans.

Stop letting Any Forums rot your brain.

stop fucking around with the faggot and put a bullet in his head

I always knew trekkies were based.

This is our punishment.

>not a straight couple
Yes, and no.

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you know what police have found every time they've raided a cp collecting pedophile? Star Trek paraphernalia. You know sometimes you'd think these are just overlapping demographics by chance, but no, EVERY SINGLE TIME

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It's a TOS thing.

I hate that STP has given ammunition to Picard haters and it's all completely justified now.

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Picard was always the worst captain.

>WHY DIDNT SPOCK OR UHURA EVER MENTION FIGHTING THE FUCKING GORN?
oh no continuity has been slightly ruined for THE BEST EPISODE OF STAR TREK IN OVER 20 YEARS

I'll survive.

JJ's? He loves ruining things.
He ruined Star Trek, he ruined Star Wars. He's gonna ruin anime next.

Kys geezer

>oh no continuity has been slightly ruined for THE BEST EPISODE OF STAR TREK IN OVER 20 YEARS
If you are trans, yes.

It's a new best episode every week.