Can he be stopped?

Can he be stopped?

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Can't bruise the Cruise.

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You cannot and will not bruise the Cruise!

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Yes.

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If Thomas Maypother IV walked in there, she'd need a change of knickers!

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>Stop Xenu right hand man on planet Earth
Eh...

>smashes through the door with my battering ram and rapes her to death in minecraft

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how do you know she plays minecraft?

probably like most girls she like to land her head in her bf chest while hugging him standing. Also the fact he need to bend over a bit to kiss her/she cant kiss him if she not stand on tiptoes.

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she is exactly one Steve length

base

This woman has no kneecaps.

should he be?

movie was actually really good, albeit mostly for the plane scenes. the only thing that could have improved it was if it was explicitly about bombing Russian biolabs. there's my positive word of mouth.

She's a bit short herself, a chicklet. For a woman to be truly attractive she must be at least 5' 7".

>Xenu
What?

>newfren
Oh no...

Wrong.

have you ever seen tom cruise on a rollercoaster?

He needs to start his own production company or something, he's the only man left in Hollywood who knows how to make a good blockbuster.

Why would you want to stop him? Hail Xenu