WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MORE MOVIES LIKE THE MUMMY (1999)?
>fun
>adventure
>exotic locations
>likable and charismatic hero
>funny sidekick
>hot woman
>nice costumes
Making a good movie isn't that hard for fuck's sake
WHY DON'T THEY MAKE MORE MOVIES LIKE THE MUMMY (1999)?
Parker Kelly
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Juan Hall
literally any marvel movie
John Foster
no
Daniel Ross
because:
>9/11
>minecraft villagers
its the same answer to fucking every Any Forums question
Chase Wilson
because last one failed in burgerland 4 years ago and they called it a flop despite making same 400m at the box office
studio wanted whole universe of fun adventure movies to rival marvel capeshit but audience didn't show up
Landon Cruz
she def was sexy sexy SEX
Nathaniel Moore
They didn't make it good because it failed when they made it not good? What the fuck are you talking about.
I guarantee if they'd have shot something half as entertaining as The Mummy 1999 and followed it with similarly themed adventure movies based on old horror it would have worked fine. They didn't though.
Julian Ramirez
same producer made both, same tropes were in both (soldiers, plane crash, sandstorm scenes, mysterious member of secret society) the only change is they decided to do less cgi this time and give mummy queen bigger role instead of having her priest do do all dirty work
Andrew Cook
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shes so fucking hot jesus christ. movies never have women like this anymore
Jacob King
What an awesome setup for the movie. I love the mildly-adult tone and grand adventurous scope.
Luke Roberts
There is a chance for more mummy films. Universal studio is trying to sort their monsters universe out but one of projects is a new Scorpion King but cinematic one not DVD trash like these awful sequels. They are also updating mummy ride to reflect latest movie. Ironically despite very bad reviews it had the biggest international opening out of all mummy films and Tom Cruise had so much fun that he doesn't care about money and just wanted background contract for more. So this may happen if studio notices how big international draw it is. Domestic market is lost, it's all about capeshit now, but international may help.
Cameron Johnson
absolute. kino.
Ayden Evans
>Making a good movie isn't that hard for fuck's sake
evidently it is in the current year
Gabriel Cook
I haven’t seen Uncharted but I imagine it’s similar to what you’re describing. Same goes for Jumanji
Evan Ortiz
The mummy was badly received on release and perceived as a poor mans indiana jones.
Carter Parker
First movie makes Cairo look so comfy if you're some Anglo/America. All these kino exotic 'oriental' foods, drinks, scenery, etc. at your leisure.
Joshua Price
>Marvel
>Locations
pick one (1)(i)
Jackson Ortiz
There was a marvel movie and scarlett johansson was in a scene w/ mark ruffalo and HE was the one showing skin.
She was bundled up in a robe.
Don't remember which one
It was then I realized MCU was gay and was for fags, the twinks they're grooming, closet cases, cucks and fag hags
Caleb Smith
>they
>to make movies like I want
Wew. I guess you should become a producer.
Hudson Reed
It's largely for women I think, idk if that's what you meant by "fag hags"
Levi Wright
Asher Carter
I'm pretty sure gifrel is what women actually want. It's just women feel threatened by other women.. And that's if they feel even remotely sexy to begin with and don't want the entire aspect negated.
There's also feminism, role inversion and the fact that women go along w/ just about anything
This weird assertion that women are just men flipped around w/ different body parts and want men to be like women w/ different body types/parts- I don't know where that comes from, but it reminds me of bodybuilding competitions.
I'm sure women want men to be tall, handsome and in good shape. Just don't think they find men to be delectable morsels of beefcake.
tl;dr most modern women are fag hags
Christian Phillips
Wild Wild West
Adrian Hall
>Mark Ruffalo shows skin because he's Hulk
>???? IT'S FOR THE FAGS THEY'RE GROOMING
Jonathan Wright
more Dwayne kino
Justin Parker
It's not that deep fucking faggot
Carter Bailey
It wasn't a hulk scene, retard. Scarjo was bundled up in a bathrobe that came up to her ears
You're either a troon, a marveltard or an actual cock sucking faggot. Go take it up the ass, you giant cunt
Hudson Allen
This is the mission statement for the entire James Bond franchise.