Just let me in bro I'm harmless
just let her give you a bj bro, nobody will know
He looks polite.
What would you do in this situation? Let the hambeast suck you off or have some dignity and push her away with great effort.
I would simply not be in this situation in the first place.
Imagine letting your life go down in the shitter so much you end up like this
Fat chicks give the best head.
Sure bro, come hang
I'd already be pretty drunk by that point, so what I would do is let the hamplanet give me a BJ, blow in her mouth without warning, then pretend to be sick and say I need to go to the bathroom to throw up from all of the booze, then sneak out the window, walk a few blocks away, and call a cab home.
>fall for this meme
>visit chubby girl with huge knockers
>awkward meeting
>gives teeth scraping blowjob
>had vaginismus
>refused to interact with me, starfish sex
>looked away in disgust when i finished off my wet spaghetti noodle on her tittays
and that's how I lost my virginity, although I could not penetrate her. She was 20, still living with her parents and had her alcoholic dad's name tattooed on her.
she might mistake it for a slim jim and bite down. better not risk it.
Whats stopping the bear from mauling the guy to death one day?
manners
how do you plan to escape while the other hambeast is standing guard?
I like fat girls so I would love this.
:3
I'll tell her the pizza guy is here and make my escape when she goes to the front door to check.
Why can't bears be like this all the time bros
What are they looking at?
friendship
Cool
I'd let her suck my dick until I cum
>and this is my son's room, he's quite the movie buff
he's literally eating the man slowly in that webm, theres nothing cute, the man is seconds away from doom and is shitting his pants
you just know
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Literally no, the best head I ever got was from this 4’10” Latina who had a perfect bubble butt and zero gag reflex
>The other lardbeast awaiting in the shadows to the left.
kek
>the dog and victim making eye contact
fucking kek I didn't even see the dog
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