The fucking State of Star Wars

Holy shit this is just plain bad. What were they thinking?!

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>indians are still scam artists in every galaxy
seems pretty based to me

Imagine making star wars boring.

SIR DO NOT REDEEEM THE MIDICHLORIANS SIR!

MA'AM TELL ME ONE THING
ARE YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR GALACTIC TRADE TERMINAL RIGHT HOW

holy kek

More please.

He was the best part of the episode.

they even painted the asian guy yellow and gave him a chink rice farmer hat lmao

Bantha biych, DO NOT REDEEM THE CREDIT TOKENS!

>Imagine making star wars boring.

like the 2nd act of RotJ?

incredible

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This. He was also the best part of Eternals. Not that that’s saying much.

Is it just me or is it off to a really mediocre start?
The acting feels really phoned in for nearly everyone except for McGregor.
And the plot seems to stumble over itself in some really weird ways.
Like how Kenobi only manages to escape because the black chick gets distracted while stabbing the head inquistor.
That was really fucking weird.

Is this your first Disney+ show? Its going to get even worse.

Yeah.
I pirated it because I was mildly curious.
I'm guessing they're all this bad?

>Has a legit way off planet that he can use to help people while still making money
>"Hmmmm I should pretend to be over if those people the empire is mercilessly hunting down"
WHHHHHHYYYYYYY?

written/directed and produced by women

Ohhhh.
That sucks.

>Is it just me or is it off to a really mediocre start?
Yeah, Leia hasn't even had one bath scene. If this was an anime there'd be a bath scene every episode

Kek

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??????

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Yep. Even Mandalorian which gets praised to hell on this board is good for the first 3 episodes then falls off a cliff and never recovers.

Honestly it's fucking terrible. I don't quite understand. It's janky and retarded. The stupid sheboon running and backflipping and somersaulting over the rooftops was so retarded. In fact everything she says is literally fucking literally "nothing personnel" tier - the coolest thing to happen in the whole 2 episodes was when she killed the boss and spoiled it instantly with "now whose in the gutter" like cunt wtf. There's way more. Even Ewan honestly is phoning it in. Into the trash.

>killed the boss
you know he's not actually dead