They let people into the marine corp at only 13 years old?

they let people into the marine corp at only 13 years old?

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oo-rah

13 tours of iraq

heres that kid i was tellin ya about

recruiters are literal scum, lol

I will never understand why the predators on this show don't just go to third-world countries to get their cunny. I believe the cost outweighs the risk of getting caught.

you're never too young to die for israel and/or ukraine

he meant hes been serving his country for 13 years
show some respect for your elders dude

It’s inherently risky for a foreigner to get cunny in a third world country since it usually involves prostitution and sometimes they’re still too underaged for the law too. So you’re going to very shady places with dangerous people as a foreigner. You would most likely need a close friend to safely escort you around and get you access into those places, otherwise you could get yourself into trouble on the quest for cunny. And that’s assuming you have a lot of extra time and disposable income to do this

Why shouldn't they? Wouldn't starting early boost your chances at surviving?

A friend told me if you go don't bring your phone or laptop, also it's not me saying this it's my friend.

its not about the sex
pedos look for some traits like innocence and kindness on the girls, to twist and corrupt them.
if you fuck some philipino whore of the streets you get nothing of that.

If you pay top dollar you might get to break in a virgin assuming they have one ready for that. But yeah, most of the time you would get none of that

where i work theres a gay dude who flies to nicaragua every couple of years to fuck underage boys.
i legit dont understand why all pedos dont just do something like that.

they are retarded and poor, and they like the risk

>where i work theres a gay dude who flies to nicaragua every couple of years to fuck underage boys.
How do you know this? Does he just tell you?

you need a lot of money if you want to live like if you were in a movie.

If you get close enough with your coworkers they’ll tell you some interesting shit. Some guy I work with told me he used to be a coke dealer and has 40 grand buried somewhere

What do you do? Your coworkers sound like degenerates. If I had to guess, you're a line cook, aren't you?

>Welcome aboard, oh by the way, user over there has autism and will believe anything you tell him.
>Oh really?
>Yeah, I told him I used to be a drug lord and have $40000 buried somewhere. Jimmy told him that he flies to South America every month to fuck underage boys.

You summed it up perfectly
>t. Guy who had to bail his friend out of a Filipino prison by bribing some extremely dirty cops because he just had to fuck a twelve year old

Not that guy but if you work at the same place for a few years and get close with people you'll learn weird shit about other coworkers. My office manager is widely known to have slept with a female coworker, she's a terrible employee but he does her all kinds of professional and personal favors because she keeps threatening to tell his wife. Another guy I work with has a very strange relationship with his mother and they've been witnessed kissing and getting touchy feely in public many times including by me. People are weird.

>this is how 13 year olds look in America

What the HELL do they put in their water???

>Here's that kid I was telling you about.

yes if you know someone over their 30s in a workplace, they must have lived a little bit and they must have some stories to tell.