THIS..is God

THIS..is God

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No, it's Freddy Krueger

Freddy is god.

No he's actually an ex-serial killer turned murderous spirit that invades the dreams of children

I marathon all the movies once a year. Peak 80s cheesy kino.
I still laugh when they say he dreams himself into existence.

WELCOME TO SNEED TIME, BITCH!

Why didn't God save them then, bro.

>I still laugh when they say he dreams himself into existence.
I don't remember them saying that? Which movie is it from?

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>YOU FORGOT THE POWER GLOVE

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>teenagers engaging in pre-marital relations
>wonders why God won't save them

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I think it's 5, when he comes back as a baby

Bruce Jenner x Sleepaway Camp

But then wouldn't they go to hell? Not have their souls tortured by an ex-serial killer turned murderous spirit that invades the dreams of children. Clearly Heaven and Hell don't exist in Elm Street.

Aren't Freddy and Jason in Hell at the beginning of Freddy vs Jason?

Not canon.

How about this from The Dream Master?

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since when is FvJ not canon?

They do. Demons gave him his powers in the first place. He just descended to Hell when his other form was also destroyed.

We should get a movie of Freddy navigating Hell, trying to find a way back to Earth so he can start invading dreams again.

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the souls all got freed at the end. are there seriously redditors on here using friday the thirteenth as some kind of atheist thing? take your meds incel

You could say the same for the ex or it’s movies, retarded argument.