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I see this thread going places

Have had sex but consider myself quite the virgin freak.

When I use my smartphone, I move my phone towards my finger and just keep my fingers still. Apparently this is unusual.

Imagine all the hot athletic sweaty lesbian sex going on in the England camp lads.
And imagine shagging one of the heterosexual ones like Ellen White.

Blimey, this bird is off her nut! Calm down love! Haha

its just not very efficient to have the ring-pull be there then, even though... it is good to have the ring-pulls stan on on those cans from the ashtrays

just paid rentberg

women are weird.

Depression

seems rare for men to strip off all their clothes to make a point. why is that?

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Mortgagestein increasing his rates

where's the real new

i'd fuck every single woman in that picture

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right here mate
*pretends to search for something in my pocket only to pull out my hand and reveal I'm flipping you the V*

you should give rentberg some dollars (and get a receipt) for him to be in-credited to you, or what it is called in english!

Need a shave PRONTO

I'd even fuck you at this point

women are whores for attention
attention whores if you will

>found /brit/ at 16
>been a friendless freak since (25) and sense of humour has been entirely chanicized from wojaks to memes
>got my first proper office job last march and have entered the normoid world after being an incel during a levels and uni
>one thing they love talking about is concerts and I don't know a single person they're talking about

We were driving around in the car with the windows down on Friday night and the music blasting was terrible
It was like grime shit with a 1950s white people backdrop
Normoids have utterly shite taste.
I asked if we could listen to Coldplay instead and the 3 of them laughed at me.

For me it's stubble.

you should get some platinum pebbles and give them to the magpies in australia. the seagulls told me that they will stop attacking you if you do this

such a difference between mens and womens euros really didnt give a shit about the womens while mens was a 20 person party (which quickly turned sour when we lost lol)

>Top
SOULLESS

>Bottom
SOVL

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the mail actually posting it

tomorrowspapers.co.uk/

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had a cracking shave today, me
go on, have a shave!

it is just over mate

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Feels too spiky!

coldplay is pretty shite aswell

>I asked if we could listen to Coldplay instead and the 3 of them laughed at me.

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the utter state of men

Just finished Conrad's Heart of Darkness
Couldn't get into it at all desu, suspect I might be too low IQ for this one
Hemingway is possibly more my speed

>having the game at 5pm
why would they do this?
night time is so much more epic
5pm on a sunday is clashing with songs of praise
pathetic

a WOMAN? with BREASTS? not on is it

t. black people

>I asked if we could listen to Coldplay instead

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I'm a virgin freak as well mate but Coldplay?

making the spider move by wiggling my finger. its wigglings its leg back!

No more years of hurt... it finally came home..

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yeah

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is this thread gonna get deleted or what

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don't listen these edgies, I also like coldplay and I'm not homosexual
youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

>Coldplay

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the best thing about no women around is that i get to piss shit and cum wherever i want. everywhere even

Fun family event vs coked up drunk Deanos behaving like animals over milionaire mercenaries. Glad the men lost in the most painful fashion imaginable.

yeah i have seen a pair of tits before thanks mate

AND IT WERE ALL YELLO

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coldplay just the better radiohead right?

There is literally nothing wrong with Coldplay

Viva La Vida
Yellow
Shivers
Charlie Brown
Everything's not Lost
Paradise
Till Kingdom Come
Sound of Silence
Sky Full of Stars
Army of One
Fix You
Strawberry Swing
Clocks

they have so many bangers it's absurd

>Fun family event vs coked up drunk Deanos behaving like animals over milionaire mercenaries. Glad the men lost in the most painful fashion imaginable.

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good griend this 'guardian weekly' seems like a fucking encyclopaedia

'money in their tits' i looked after

Stephen
The headline on the day that this happened was ‘Justice as elastic as the items in which they carried their loot, snapped back today on members of Miami 's brassiere brigade'. That's what…

Jimmy
That a headline?

Stephen
That was a headline. It was a huge story…

Sean
Now, for a start , they'd go ‘Money in their tits'.

Stephen
Yes it would be, I'm afraid it would be exactly that.

scn a gfbl

>I also like coldplay and I'm not homosexual

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based mehmet my son

Viva La Vida is kino but that's about it.

>Irish people posting

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love tits haha x

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when paradise came out there wasn't a single person on earth who wasn't smashing it at full volume
that was 11 years ago now
vgh

>calling people normoids as a coldplay fan
sterilisation

hey england. apologize to ireland. NOW

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for me, its copper ore mining

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