/brit/

me at the end of the belt with my mouth wide open

Is that Hope Solo

every time i open /brit/ that pathetic cunt is posting about being a 26 yr old friendless virgin, surely there cant be a coincidence that he has no real world prospects when he spends his entire life posting about his miserable life online

honestly if the mods on this website had a heart they'd ban the saddo for his own sake

krauts getting BATTERED tonight

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*enters /brit/*

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car go zoom

>Mad how
>Mental how
>Funny how
>Strange how
>Crazy how
>Insane how
>Weird how
>Boggling how

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savages

need a /brit/ soyface pronto

Birmingham is the Mecca of Islam

mental how i havent had sex in almost 3 weeks and i still don't hate women. when does inceldom kick in?

toasting le epic bread

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it is actually mad how much mad how mental how etc gets used

get some help

phwoarrr who is this

bizarre how accurate this is

tits far too large

womens football?
would rather go to the bloody pub!!!

name

'

steamingtoil starting now lads

dumb looking bitch

don't know

non compos mentis that innit?

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just ate the most rubber textured chewy ham ever, dont even want to imagine what part of the pig it came from

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where are these women on dating apps?

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hot enough for a saudi prince to pay $70,000 to fly her over and fuck her for a weekend

dating apps are for desperate, ugly and promiscuous women

"like those? you should see my other tits"

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bit of an odd looking woman

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have some self-control you utter virgins, every time you see a woman "NAME?! NAME!?!?!? WHAT'S HER NAME!?!?!? I NEED HER NAME!?!?!?"

jesus christ get a grip

giwtwm

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was watching some of a game during this womens tournament and the girls were cuter than i thought they'd be. i expected like 90% ugly dykish girls and the 1 token cute one on the team. but it was like 50% cuties 50% ugly chicks.

>get a grip
thats the aim lad, need her name first though

built like a brick shithouse, imagine the offspring she would produce

get a grip on this you twat
*grabs my bollocks*

waheyy haha x

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Give me the wretched name.

why do these dumbass pics make me snigger like a little goblin

>cyclecucks

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me with the cap

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don't think your semen's going in anywhere but the shithouse with her

Monica White

getting real sick of misogyny

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there should be a nymphomaniacs only dating app

is ur mum fit

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cheeky post this

dating apps are normal for 18-25s

thats not her name you bastard

fastest woman almost as fast as the slowest man
what say you now rorke

mad how he came down from the railings and kept cycling round the velodrome after swerving to dodge that aussie and the kiwi fela

Mental how TOIL is the exact opposite of toil

mad how she looks like this now, you all took the piss but dayum she fine now

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corr imagine the ball hitting her square and the nose and shattering it instantly covering her in blood, tears and snot

whats the grimmest thing you'd do for a million quid

webbum?

dance on me balls
cat fucking a handbag

for desperate, ugly and promiscuous 18-25ers.

NAME

Live in Donedon

have sex with a females haha ewwwwwwwwwwwww YUCK so gross lol hope nobody ever makes me do that !!!!

feeling a bit uneasy about the power vacuum caused by carmine lupertazzi's death, now johnny sac and lil carmine are fighting over who gets to run new york

quite emotional about it lads

that actually him?

shag your mum

well, rorke?

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eat poo

johnny sac wins but later dies of cancer and phil leotardo takes over

be a 26yo vf

eat poo (unironically)

rorke nursing his pint of Stella alone in the corner of the pub wearing an eye mask and earplugs so everyone knows how uninterested in the woman’s footy he is

*new york-italian accent*
ehhhhh you'll be alright just man the fuck up

youtu.be/9a_3wQHcm_Y

Not long now till kickoff lads
I know are girls can beat the Germans though

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>where are the hot women that dont have to put in any effort irl on dating apps so i can attempt to fuck them in the most cringeworthy way possible and get rejected wtf??

anything

tom scott sex arse

johnny sac's wife eats lil carmine

corr imagine taking a hammer to her forehead and watching her brain matter pour out onto the carpet