Protagonist casually breaks like a dozen different military laws of conduct

>Protagonist casually breaks like a dozen different military laws of conduct
>Receives no punishment
>Movie is intensly homoerotic
>"B-BU-BUT IT'S CRUISE KINO"
Why is there so much cope about this shitty action borderline B movie.

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kys zoomer

It’s not a great movie,but the music made it feel cooler.

>Zoomers are all gay
>Zoomers also hate homoerotic movies
Which one is it retard?

bad bait

Bets on Top Gun 3 being a female MC?

I hope it's Phoenix

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ywnbaw

Not bait. I don't like shitty movies.
Also if it's bait why give me the (you) ;)

>zoomers are all gay
It's this one. The movie isn't homoerotic at all, faggots just have a tendency to shoehorn their fetish into everything

If I remember right Top Gun had mixed reception when it came out.

Can’t bruise the cruise

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Maverick might be a loose cannon but dammit he gets results.

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>The movie isn't homoerotic at all
Kek. Gayest shit ever put on film.

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> Bros.
> Homoerotic.
Go away, schlomo. We aint buying what you're selling.

>bros being bros
I can tell you’ve never been part of a brotherhood. You probably don’t even have friends irl.

You have never had a genuinely close male friendship. I feel bad for you

shut up fag

t.

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It's a movie, neither of you two was a pilot. They aren't friends either. And you never had friends.
>I like a shitty movie, that means I have friends
gigantic cope

the music in the new one sucks, no kino

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This was a true 5/5 kino. Best action movie I've seen in years. The flight scenes beat the original.

>I like a shitty movie blah blah
That is not whats happening here lol. I can identify what is being portrayed here. A close male bond. You can only see it as gay because you lacked a strong father figure/absent during puberty who didn't/couldn't teach you how to relate to men in a nonsexual way.

>AHHHH IS THAT A 20 SECOND SCENE OF GUYS ON THE BEACH?!? HELP ME TARANTINO IM GOING INSANE

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I really hate that men can't love each other anymore without people going "oooooh that's GAY!" Just another demoralization tactic.

>Protagonist casually breaks like a dozen different military laws of conduct
That is fairly common, but if you are worth it, you are largely protected to some degree by your command.
>Movie is intensly homoerotic
Welcome to military, until the weekends or off deployment. When you are surrounded by nothing other than males, that happens.

i respect your opinion
but your opinion is completely incorrect
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>Movie is intensly homoerotic
If your see a bunch of guys playing ball at a beach and your first thoughts are about gays....i have some bad news for you.
And now fuck off, the movie was great

>Protagonist casually breaks like a dozen different military laws of conduct
>receives no punishment
He is a cake eater, what do you think?

>When you are surrounded by nothing other than males

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I wasn't Navy, I was Army. And on the line, it is nothing but guys.

>If your see a bunch of guys playing ball at a beach and your first thoughts are about gays....i have some bad news for you.
It's pandering for the female audience user. There's no other reason for those scenes except to make the women in the audience swoon.
>the movie was great
Kek no. Maybe if you have mental problems.

Yeah its called a film you fucking retard its not real life

I don’t remember no female pilots in top gun. Haven’t seen the new one.

why are zoomers such disingenuous little shits