I'm going to study in the UK next year

I'm going to study in the UK next year
What should I know

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you will be forced to work at a bar.
no other options

Depends where in UK

Keep away from slags and chavs
Surround yourself with pakis for maximum personal security and multicultural experience
NEVER comment on how english beer tastes like piss (even though it does very)

Newcastle

Buy a knife for safety

I got my degree 10 days ago

You don't have to worry about anything since you're a neobrit, I'm Greek so I wasn't prepared for the shite food and depressed people

I have only ever interacted with one British person before so I have no idea what to expect from the people tb h

Don't ever go to the opp block
Count guap
Don't involve the pigs
Find your block
Sort your creps
Get rated by the block vets
Allow it

Nice city. You dont have toworry about crime there, just avoid le slags

literally the same in Neobritland except more pakis than asians and less coffee

I think all beer tastes like piss
What's wrong with slags besides being ugly

>What's wrong with slags besides being ugly
Diseases

It'll be cold and miserable and the city will try to gaslight you that it's fine and perfectly clement out and you're the odd one for noticing. Don't let them.

Could have went to Edinburgh but I thought Newcastle might be cooler

>not a single fuck off we're full reply

I'm only there for 6 months

Bit of a mistake honestly, not that the cities are that far away though

It's cheaper and I heard they have a good night life, also very interested in Hadrian's wall and some Medieval English shit.

I think you’ll have a good time either way

baristas get paid 3000£ /month, not bad

first year in university doesn’t matter and wouldn’t effect your degree so party and fuck as many women

I'm doing engineering so I don't know if I'll have time. Maybe, get money and piss it all away while I'm there. That'll be fun. Back to being a prude with my money when I get home.

No they do not.

>STEMcel
Oh no no no no HAHAHAHA

buy a stab resistant west

I'll be in my 2nd year.
Makes money and even the process of doing hard thinking work is good for me anyway even if I don't work in it is good for me. Don't enjoy it, but it's no different from drinking medicine.

Edinburgh's full of rich kids who want to be poor
Newcastle's full of poor kids who love bantz and Greggs

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