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I love chicks with long-ish noses and curved upper lip that shows bunny teeth and I love watching women suffer body horror.

KSTEW

Yeah, baby

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They do this shit all the time at Cannes to feel important. Literal who´s that cried over Lars von Triers The House that Jack built and over Irreversible which both area absolute amazing movies.

It's prob because every movie Kstew does is shit

>some walk out
>standing ovation
Wow, just like every single Cannes premiere.

Underwater was okay.

Everything single time.

They probably had to go to the bathroom

okay, as in, okay, this is doody

Irreversible isn't bad. House that Jack built was pure shit. Just torture porn. There's a difference between trash and art user.

Yeah the people that walk out are hired by the studio to generate buzz. They're seat fillers the rest of the year.

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Cannes is a bunch of pretentious posh assholes who gaf what they think

God I really hope KStew doesn’t ruin this movie as much as it seems like she will. She is genuinely one of the worst modern working actresses, just atrocious.

>Just torture porn.
Thats not even the bad part. The movie did a piss poor job in making care about anything happening. I dropped it midway through his second story, it was just boring, and i can usually into slow movies. Yes im aware of how it ends, still not interesting. Maybe it would be better as a book with all the naration it needed

they were going to the toilet

Based
Cringe
Based
Cringe

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Love KStew, simple as

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I mean yeah I think she’s totally decent looking, doesn’t mean she can act.

He said he expected this though. Not sure why anyone would go into a Cronenberg movie expecting something light and easy. Is it just unaware boomers or what?

Wrong, she's proven she can given the right role/director.

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That movie sucked and you know it user. Please stop being blinded by lust, it’s a huge sign of weakness

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ive noticed alot of propaganda being pushed about movies this year claiming that CANNES did a standing ovation or CANNES did a walk out or whatever. is anyone falling for it?

She doesn't need to be a good actress, all I wanna see of her is her tits and vulva

Are you new to movies? That has been happening literally every single year for decades

I disagree.

People always "walk out" of Cronenberg screenings at Cannes, it's not new from this year.

>The House that Jack built
>Just torture porn
Fucking kek are you serious?
You´ve never seen the movie. You just repeat something you heard a friend say.

You, like most people missed the entire point of the movie

>film is boring
>fuck i gotta piss
>excuse myself to the bathroom during the 2nd act
>starving bloggers stab each other to death trying to be the first to report that there were WAUCK OOTS at the film in order to pay rent in their edible cricket pod
kilnery

>The film has the same title as a 1970 film by Cronenberg but it is not a remake of that film
the fuck ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimes_of_the_Future_(2022_film)

No it's just that times have regressed so much that people now literally believe depicting something in a film equates to endorsing it. In Cronenberg's own words

>"A lot of artists are worried about saying the wrong phrase on Twitter or getting canceled,” he said. “It’s kind of Stalinist in a bizarre way. It’s not the same politics but it’s about the results — the inflexibility and the lack of understanding of what art is.”