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He looks familiar but who is he?

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currently stroking my cock

>Israel supposedly has deployed multiple defensive nuclear land mines in the Golan Heights.
Why is this considered unremarkable? Can you imagine the outcry if Britain was deploying nuclear land mines to Northern Ireland, or if America was laying them across the Mexican border?

stroked my cock just now

There was this guy in his late 50s that would come in to my work every Friday and ask about my hot co-worker and ever since she quit he hasn't come back

hello you absolute legends

bowl of cheerios and a strawberry yogurt down the gullet

Delete this post lad you can't talk about stuff like that

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COCK
IN
CROC

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not going into the nonce's workplace anymore

>defensive nuclear land mines
seems retarded you sure this is real?

How come politicians in Britain get to totally disregard our Bill of Rights and take away our right to bear arms in self-defence? Or, in fact, to defend ourselves at all?

It's just not cricket.

homealone says that God didn't make everything and has no jurisdiction over bad things or things he didn't make

mexico and n.iron aren't firing rockets or sending terrorists across the border

Contemplating self inflicted homicide

Mum's been telling me I should wear a beanie because Jews wear those hats and they don't go bald

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A lot of Jews go bald

Quit the alcohol.
Quit the nicotine.
Quit the wanking.
Quit the staying up to 4am.

Picked up the exercise.
Picked up the Mediterranean diet.
Picked up the meditation.
Picked up the good sleeps and early rises.
Picked up learning a new language.
Picked up a clue.

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wish I was born a girl lads

religion just seems to be a series of post-hoc rationalisations.

Still here though lmfao

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cool although it is morbid desu

found the kike

wish i *were

>Quit the alcohol.
>Quit the nicotine.
>Quit the wanking.
>Quit the staying up to 4am.
I really really should.

>wish I was born a girl lads

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gottem

wtf r u on about lmao

That would imply that he does not have the power to punish us if we sin

cope

might buy a tub of ben & jerrys and eat the entire thing

Sucking an elf bar

a bit of willpower

this is like robot uprising and zombie apocalypse in one

the ol cockvore

alri fatty

2 hurricanes or maybe spitfires just flew over my house, how can I check what they were and where they were headed?

the "united" queensub of >great shitstain and poorthern direland

probably hallucinating

might have a shower
might not

the jewnited kangdom
the poonited pissdom

hate it when spotifyberg arbitrarily makes songs unavailable, fuck you

flighttracker

But who is the man in the OP?

Benjamin Chod

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Two very cute girls in the sandwich shop

Leonard Nimoy In Search of... s2 e23 "The Coming Ice Age" 1978

me ofc
(all me)

rodney trotter

cornelius from planet of the apes

Reminder: /brit/ is a millennial board

Zoomers not welcome here.

ummm no sweaty? it was a hurricane, registration G-HHII

found it thanks

Didn't the US put them in SK too?
It's not retarded, they aren't meant to be stepped on they're placed to trigger land slides/dam collapses etc to seal chokepoints.

would you say that if they were two pieces of bread, you would like to fill the role of sandwich filling? that is to say be pressed between them? yes?

Catberg sitting in the sink I can see her from the lounge room
haven't got a clue what's going through her head

zoom zoom ZOOMER

Leftypol calling football a "tribalistic and misogynistic pastime" and its fans "gammons"

Rorke running about his bedroom hitting imaginary free kicks and volleys into the top corner