YOU CANT FIGHT THE FRICTION

YOU CANT FIGHT THE FRICTION

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*chick chick*

>*reloads his fists*
'em moment

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Do they really wanted to make me believe the tiny ching chong dude was able to deal with both Cruise and beefy Cavill teaming-up...?

cruise is a manlet and cavill was just a brawler
china dude knew kung fu and shit

Now that was an epic fucking trailer. Got me fucking hyped and pumped since day one. "MI7: Dead Roadkill" trailer fell so fucking flat in comparison it's fucking embarrassing.

It was for the Chinese audience. They can't have the chink lose badly, but he obviously can't win either

Kung fu isn't real. The average American trucker could snap Bruce Lee in half.

this is the right answer

nah.
the average american trucker wheezes when standing up.

The super skilled henchman who beats up the two heroes simultaneously is just a kino trope.

Tom Cruise isn’t that short

>the average american trucker wheezes when standing up.
True, but that doesn't disprove

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>those miniscule, balled up fistlets

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Post your hand faggot

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cavill was trying to let him kill cruise, so was jobbing that fight.

I don't think so, he ultimately wanted to use Cruise to free the villain from the last film.

kung fu is atletics and it builds cardio user
the average american trucker cant fucking run for more than 5 minutes.

Hi Tom.