What would be some appropriate names for future heatwaves?

What would be some appropriate names for future heatwaves?

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Scotty 2 Hotty

Satan

2spicy4whites

European heatwaves should be named after pagan deities and mythological figures.

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>inb4 all the meme names like Dante and Hephaestus are used up and they have to start resorting to modern fantasy names like Chandra

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It doesn't work for hurricanes so why would it work for heatwaves?

based aspie

Drumpf
Clarence Thomas
Jordan Peterson

>heat wave George Floyd

hot tamale

Mayonnaise

CANT BREEV

Asiatic Castrator

whitey killer

>Heatwave Latina

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Saucy Amanra

Fluffy :3

deathwave

We're gonna start having "bad enough to be named" heat waves every year so get ready for some dumb ass names as they start to run out of ideas

ass sweat

though im in phoenix and its been cool here. a lot of storms and rain. its like upper 90s right now. that may seem hot, but the normal, non climate change, is tripple digits. 105 - 112 is the normal.

so honestly, i'm ok if climate change means cooler phoenix. this summer has been great.