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ngl im jelly

so yeah,
there is obsidian in australia
and diamonds in belgium

i say this generation is yet to have its "rule britannia" & "britannia rule the waves" moment in its life
setting up central banks there! our queen is the one on the coins, after all!

me? traveller of the week. i knocked out mikey

do britons get money for recycling cans?

>Bring back bloodsports.
Never went away.

no but my family has a bunch of rusted sheet metal outside and i have to buy it from them for tax reasons. im offering them it in these cans, where each $1 can is about $0.0017 for $0.02 cost

Think some people do. But welfare benefits here are so ridiculously high few scroungers bother.

sometimes feel funny about smelly meat and then I realize I don’t care if something killed me and eat it

I usually wear contact lenses but ive spent a few days as a specky four eyes glasses freak.
Amazing how filthy they get. Bits of dead skin. Eyelashes. Grease.
Honestly disgusting.

>$1 can is about $0.0017 for $0.02 cost
what the fuck
why are you quoting dollars
did we win this hard
FOY

I fell in love with a classy British woman (pic related). I want to write her a love letter and hopefully move to Britain and get married some day.

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I got LASIK

got a friend whos in love with an escort and hes convinced she likes him too
hes spent £6000 on her in the last 3 months
massive gullible virge

i have an example of (and for) the 70-30 rule user mentioned yesterday using these cans. ill maybe start after ive rolled the ciggies
also rare captcha
ive used $ my entire life

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simply dont believe you

I’d wear my “two week disposable” contacts for months on end without taking them out to sleep
those must’ve been something else aha

smack some sense into him

Fuck off you little fucking spacker will you

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>has tattoos
>is a dickweed
color me surprised. or should i say tattoo me surprised.

listening to iron maiden

youtube.com/watch?v=WjniFB2oLjI

I am neither an homosexuel or an incel

Working full time philosophy just becomes some bizarre and unrelatable field
only a NEET can appreciate it

woah mate
bit hostile
this guys fallen jn love with an escort before

gibbymoo looks plain af don't know why you lot love her so much

they're so gay, i used to love it as a kid but when i listen to it now it just reminds me of greasy cunts with pony tails who play warhammer

Howlinh

i wear monthlies. leave them in for a month, sometimes longer, including for sleep. try to leave them out for a few days inbetween. been doing this for the better part of a decade. only recently found out that your supposed to take them out every night. thought that was just dailies. not been to the opticians in as long as I can remember. id estimate probably 7 years. reckon ive probably fucked up my eyes but my vision hasnt changed in all that time.

I
AM
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BOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

>Working full time philosophy
i dont know what this means