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kung fu edish

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currently stroking my cock

tucker carlson is so based

alri

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*farts on all of you*

my parents took out MY savings money they made for me when i was a baby and spent it on heroin. that was with NATWEST bank - which is now dead ...or something
so yeah

People that can wear beards: pirates and criminals

People that can wear tattoos: Sailors and criminals

on the pints

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just want a redhead gf but allah curses me

...yh

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all the men tell me im a top shagger

maybe if you stopped being such a terrorist

I am gay and black

yeah my dads done that too, he would take money from my savings when i was a kid to buy beer, cigarettes, daily things like that when he had spent all of his money on gambling. when i was a kid he never used to pay me back but my mom pays me back now that im an adult. he still borrows money from me.

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same. my only option at this point is to pay one for sex. which i refuse to do..

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Another incredibly important piece bridging hardcore and post-hardcore

Side One: "You're one of them...."

MY WAR
I Can't Decide
Beat My Head Against A Wall
I Love You
Forever Time
Swinging Man

Side Two: "One on his heart, three in his side, one in his heart, three in hos side KNIVES
KNIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

I MAY NOT ACT MY AGE
BUT ILL SCREEEEAAAMMM

IN YOUR EAR

TIL I FIND OUT

TIL I FUCKING FIND OUT..."
Nothing Left Inside
Three Nights
SCREAM

Big sex

alright lads, bloody poo lad here, from earlier.
you've convinced me that i should probably see my doctor so i've decided to ring my gp first thing tomorrow.
might be a bit of a nightmare getting through but what can you do? might also try 111 if i get no luck

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white women are the best

now let me tell you, son, they dont make movies like they used to

just eat loads of processed meat you'll be golden

would be wild if this is actually a man haha

no use in crying over things in the past
have to get saving now, and buy that house. its just 15% or so...

...

blame the tories and shit diet

not worth it mate just commit suicide

if i was rich enough to pay for a prostitute a day i would

You have nothing to be sad about. Of you've managed to have sex with women you're not a loser.
Reading this made me agitated. I'll be 30 in less than four years and I can't see anything changing.

diamonds, fur coat, champagne
woman, cadillac, cocaine

devote your life to his teachings and he will provide in the next life

Hi Mihai do you want bumming in the morning pal?

Pretty sure you can order little test kits for bowel cancer to get sent off

hehe let me inspect you

yeah maybe some day i'll be able to afford my own pod

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will always remember sting for that rob van dam crowd attack in tna

I can help

*waves my cock in your face*

you are so negative, american
:(

Scrounging together a post

cannot decipher any of this post

Current freelance client is basically a money tap desu
Could get a grand per week out of him until October but I've already got a full-time job so it would be lots of evening and weekend work and basically no life
Bit undecided about it all

you want to know why people say bless you when you sneeze? its because during the black plauge people thought your soul would escape through your mouth if you sneezed. here we are nearly 700 years later and people still say it.

why?

literally me

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sue

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toilberg pre-ordered these

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lmfao

Well?

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its like.. why do people say why? someone 500 years ago made that up too. or why is the number 5 written like 5? someone made that up hundreds of years ago too. it's just language bro........

what the fuck sort of retard name is tyler cohen

why isn't the UK as racially polarized as the US?

Rishi is an open Hindu, and he's one of the top two candidates to be PM. This would never happen in the US, at least for now

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nigger in the whitehouse

>while standing up
i wonder if thats even remotely comfortable to sleep in

because youse are fucking autists

the reason why they still say it because people like you dont ask themselves why theyre doing something and then stop if its pointless, they make excuses or make light of it and laugh it off instead.

>bloody poo lad

wonder if this'll become a 'mick

you literally had a monkey

>uuum mayyyybe if I spweak cutely :3 that might make me more giiiiirly xxx teehee

this is how these freaks genuinely think