What would you do for a German gf?

What would you do for a German gf?

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Melano kinda sounds eyetalian sus

Everything

idk desu desu ngl, do they like tall jock latinos?

I'd let her eat my shits even if I don't like it

Was majority of german women are 5/10 masculine face lanklets so I would bother doing anything.

Escort her off a bridge.

*wouldn't

I would need to be paid a monthly stipend of $10,000 minimum to subject myself to that torture.

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force her to say "danmark til ejderen"

>masculine face
>bad
t. chincel

She would not be able to say it, dansk is basically gibberish to any non Dane, we hardly pronounce it, everything just sounds like some drunk random sounds, let's be honest. The kamelåså people were right.

I need a German GF.

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Who?

I would give anything, too bad the one German female I tried adding on Snapchat ignored my request. They only speak to pure-blooded Germans.

yeah, sounds like them

Well, i believe we would be a good family.
You know, three children and so on.

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Enlist in the Bundeswehr.

mia melano challenge

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i mean, you can always ask your superior to shave his ass and grow a ponytail and the illusion may just be perfect

All I would need to say is just: Hallo ich begrüßen Sie zur tagesschau