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elite player on championship manager 01/02
michael jack from carlisle was another midfield gem

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"Conservative" party

sounds like a 'skit' from a late 90s rap album

Made up chart

not a sexual person at all. 0 sex drive and when I had a gf she was always the one initiating. reckon a dynamic where someone else shags her might actually work for me

I tried to tell leftypol once that Owen Jones was a cuckold who turned gay but I didn’t have the source material. Thanks for linking it

well rorke?

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*Look at Mrs. Ahmed in her dressing gown* starts playing

Mate having sex is not just about someone wanting to do it with you, it's not blowing it like a sperg during the awkward courtship ritual.

I've had women basically throw themselves at me before I say or do something retarded which derails the whole affair

I'm scared of it getting stuck behind the head. When I was younger I retracted it forcefully and too far I think. I was shocked and desperately pulled it back over. But ever since then it's been tight. I can roll it back a fair bit when flaccid, but when erect it's a bit tight. If I ever saw a prostitute I'd feel uncomfortable. Would she even have sex with me?

>9 years ago
ahead of the curve that tbfth

My first reaction was to get angry, but on reflection there's nothing wrong with this. If she had relatives worth leaving the wealth to, THEY should have checked on her.

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It’s not made up.

it shouldnt be a big deal at all
it's a grade school level thing at best and a psyop so that young people can have irresponsible sex as early as possible at worst

this is what most normies dont get, the sex itself isnt the goal
>raping someone
shoutout to that one lad

ate way too much for lunch not eating anything for the next 20 hours. which in america is like not eating for 60 hours in britain and like not eating for 400 hours in africa.

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>inter ethnic relationship
>Irish traveller: 50
It’s made up

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I don't think it's a real quote

im voting for none

Inter-ethnic would include white British and white Irish. It doesn’t mean nigger

made him look a bit gay

ffs just watched a video of a ukranian being castrated right before i eat

It is. Remember it doing the rounds years ago

>be me
>go to London
>call my cat
>get arrested

camp donkey escaped AGAIN ffs

Very very rarely happens with Irish travellers. Very very very rare. Made up chart with made up numbers

tom scott going against the society using wrong pronouns before he began his 2-year war against advertisements (despite wanting to work in the telly industry and instead/coping with working as a youtuber/content creator, which is literally 100% of his income being from ads)
a man of integrity

funny how you can spell alone out of her surname

feeling flamboyant

Agreed lad. If I cannot have sex by a woman being attracted to me I accept my fate and death as a virgin.

>They're Here
sounds like a horror fillum about aliens

like a downy in make up

Squatted 140kg for 6 reps

as you get older banter with old friends goes from having a quick chat a couple times a year to checking to see if they're still alive. and whoever lives the longest "wins." i always knew i had better genes than you, mike.

just opened my fridge freezer to get them garlic bread loafs out and it farted cold air into my face...
the spider that was in there 2 months ago was still walking around in there. got the lad out - fucking spider discord WHO WAS WRONG NOW about "assumign the behaviours of spiders". my spiders are built differnetly

knew a lad whose dad got him a prossie on his 18th birthday. He was a bit of a sperg but tall and in a band probably could have gotten a shag

The fact that the landlord cut off the gas suggests they must have known she was dead. So the blame still lies with the landlord for not reporting her death.

nhehehehe! hard luck dave! always knew you were a bit weak!

It's fake, he responded to it lol
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couldn't be arsed to watch women's football if you paid me to

is anyone genuinely interested or is this a media psyop?

pot noodles used to have a lot more in them i think

just been shanghaied

Alright Owen. Feeling the need to defend your honour are we. Shut the fuck up you bender

Supporting his son and he gave your mom work? Sounds like a good fella.

show some fucking respect

good evening to everyone except madeline mccann

I really doubt someone would’ve wrote all that and I remember seeing pictures of the book and the page number etc

Like this?

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>he gave your mom work
kek you got me

mum*

Bout to make some eggs. 6 scrambled eggs on some toast I reckon

just saw a video of bricklaying and now I want to be a bricklayer

psyop as rorkey porkey would say. are there any countries apart from here and the yanks who have a half decent ladies soccer team

good post

>mom
You've fucked it, fatty.

How would my conversation with a prostitute even go lmao
>oh yeah hi I've never had sex and I choose you!

was it a video you were randomly recommended

the UK needs a thriving juggalo scene

shout

Watching it on Sunday as part of a date with a girl I used to work with
Pretending to be interested so I can get my willy wet

brummie gimp

yes

seen an interview with the ICP lads and they seem fairly decent and not retarded

It's supposed to be from his book Chavs. I searched and couldn't find it, and there's spelling mistakes in the text if you notice.

krauts and scandinavian countries

She's a whore not a fucking pokemon lad you just tell her what you want

lisa nando sex arse

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accidentally scranned a stuffed crust chicago town oven pizza, a packet of haribos, a tub of Häagen-Dazs, a tub of ben and jerrys, a tub of tesco brand ice cream, a packet of popped popcorn, a microwaved pack of popcorn, a share pack of hunky dory buffalo, a packet of jelly babies and two packs of oreos

What size eggs? x

ktim

the gf thinks I have hidden depths because I sometimes tear up while watching her dumb films and shows when it's from stifling my yawns