ITT: France & its former subjects

ITT: France & its former subjects.
Tell me the wonderful lucky story of how the most cultured and civilized nation has bring civilization to your tribes, how positively it affected your ancestors life and how does it still affect you to this day.

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VGH I kneel frvnch kangs.... we should've kept the alliance with napoleon...

My city was founded by a French dude. He was fleeing from another French dude because he had been fucking his wife for years and came up with the convenient excuse of “exploring the continent” to get the hell out of dodge.
I guess it worked out in the end well enough for him.

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all of us wish bong colonize us instead of your lazy green frog.
recalled one time when i read a diary that belonged to an american advisor. He visited the south in 57 and the one thing that spot out is the fact that he complained in every single chapter about the condition of the road and infrastructure (ie: When he has to traveled outside of saigon, he complained that there was no road,...). He complained how lazy and incompetent the french is and how shitty they rule when compare to the brits.
needless to say, we are still trying to recover from those time.

>part that is now english speeking
>african desert no one else wanted
Lmao. Literally most impotent empire builders in history.

I have a French last name despite having no French ancestry I am aware of
A long time ago a French man fucked my Anglo great great great grandmother

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>all of us wish we were colonized by country X instead of country Y
that's some next level cuckery

As a subject of the House of Orleans, can I join the thread?

What a cuck

>now English speaking
I am learning French for my ancestors

I mean it happened and it can't be helped.
It's the lesser of the two evils don't get it wrong Ivan.

The ideal word is "would have preferred it be the Bongs instead of Frenchies" if it was inevitable
But I get what you're saying

yes, should have use that word instead.
Now i look like a cuck

kek some africans says they wish it was done by the brits too.

It's weird seeing all these maps of French, Portuguese and Danish Empires on India where they overexaggerate their claims.

French most controlled a few leased ports in India, which were swiftly conquered by the Brits in the Seven Years War except Pondicherry.

Interestingly, France did not fight a single war with any Indian state, in fact most often, it was the ally against the British. Franco-Indian Alliance was a real thing in 1770.

You were pretty cuck friend hahaha.
But it literally doesn't matter now, history is a thing of the past and only fools would take it as anything other than an experience, or in our case a precautionary tale

>Franco-Indian Alliance was a real thing in 1770.
lmao ''alliance'', yeah, the east India company was technically an alliance too. thirdies are so funny on this website

I've heard from many North Africans and especially Algerians that their countrymen would boast about their French and Turk "ancestry" and having "white" features & genetics. It's quite sad actually to see them dehumanize and disown 99% of their people just to look more of their colonizers. Also heard about French infrastructure & building mogs every modern project they have but I'm not sure about this one

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Based. Fuck franceshit. We ruin everything we touch

This. Franceshit litteraly got the bits the uk, spain and portugal didnt want