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currently stroking my cock
wow quadruplets!
my cock isnt long enough to stroke. i literally just hold it and shake my fist from side to side
anime
Imagine shagging a muscled woman.
all these instagram stalker websites that ostensibly let you view instagram pages without an account work like fucking dogshit. Presumably because they're all riddled with ads and tracking cookies designed to prey on coomer NPCs but for the intellectual coomer such as myself with uBlockOrigin installed it just means they don't fucking work
tempted to make a fake instagram account using temp-mail instead
16 is illegal and wrong
kys
are japs insecure about their slant eyes? why else would they draw themselves as having the widest open eyes possible
When I was a wean and my dick was too small to stroke I remember that I would just sort of clasp it in my palm and rub up and down, or I'd hump a pillow. How bloody small is your knob that you can't wank properly?
reckon there's a CIA agent in this thread as we type
ye because the law has never been wrong
You know you have your own general, right?
had a vegan sausage roll (pork is haram) for lunch and it was greng, pastry without butter should be an imprisonable offence
this is why I'm going to marry Seo
imagine living in a nation of ubiquitous plastic surgeries yet having the confidence to stay true to your real form
Mad how I'm a KHHV at 26 and I've probably already passed my physical peak which will only make it harder.
stick to vegetarian
wish i had a female friend who wasn't into me but would hit me up for a shag any time one of her dates strikes out
fantastic post
start excercising then
eating cheesy chips
>imagine living in a nation of ubiquitous plastic surgeries yet having the confidence to stay true to your real form
probably just young. give it a year or 2 and she'll have bogged herself
for every 1 percentage point increase in food prices, an additional 10mn people are expected to fall into extreme poverty
forget women they're not worth the effort
chose the volcel life
Ahh fuckin Wehraboos man
based.
everyone who dies leaves extra room for me
I cant get a 30yo gf let alone a 20yo gf
repost haha
just flash £50 that's in your pocket and hire a porsche. unironically
remember a girl here said she was dating an arab prince when it was just some paki bloke in a hired car. haha
Anyone else have an embarrassingly small cock?
16 is legal here and in some countries they consider 13 legal, in some countries they only consider 21 legal. Nobody can decide on the correct answer, it is just an arbitrary line drawn in the sand.
Went on a night out last night and while I didn't cheat on the gf I did do a partner dance with a girl at a bar, with spins and twirls, dips, leading by the waist and hand - honestly felt way more intimate than if I just fucked her
I now understand the Strictly Come Dancing curse
where, perchance, is this sand ?
they have absolutely grim fanners
mincing around like a homosexual
most of them will be women and children (with half the children female)
more chance of you being a virgin
thats based.
every female who dies is like 2 deaths since they can't reproduce
13? In Yemen maybe.
>muh Japan
Every local province has the age set higher than that.
Although plenty of European nations have the age set at 14-15. Most American states do too. The only reason that we see 18 as being what most people agree on is because 1) it is uni age and not "school" anymore and 2) it's the age at which making porn is legal.
we could eliminate poverty by raising the price of food until there are no more poor people left?
brb going to scotland to shag a 16 yo
dont @ me english constabularies
It was so awkward because I kept getting hard from the constant contact and closeness, I kept having to edge myself to make it go down
It's so weird because I feel totally guilty like I cheated on the gf but I didn't, and I just feel like I'm a terrible person
It's a shame because I actually really enjoyed the experience, it was so intimate and hot - I can't stop thinking about it
how do poms spend so little of their budget on food? jamie oliver always told me poms are too poor to eat 'helfee'
FANNY
jamie oliver is a retard with a massive tongue
food is a lot cheaper here than down under
It requires a phone number like everything else now all accounts are doxxable