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Sum up your school experience in you're cunt
Jack Collins
Benjamin King
why do jews wear german sandals? Did they forget what they did?
Joshua Bennett
Grand, until fifth year where everyone swats for the leaving cert.
Tyler Howard
wtf is that
Jaxson Young
everyone else was having sex
Austin Hughes
I was schoolboy of the year, also girls spanked my ass (gently).
Xavier James
Tyler Powell
>girls spanked my ass (gently).
Blake Myers
Leaving cert is the final exam of secondary school (middle school + school combined) you pick 6 subjects, and the amount of points you get determine what collage courses you can apply for
Leo Murphy
In my final year, with homeschooling we once had an assignment where the teacher provided a public word document for the class to share ideas.
After the submission time, I checked and the document was still blank, so to get a quick laugh I post the pic thinking "no one will see it anyway".
The next day, the teacher comes in and tells the class that we need to have a serious talk, she then turns on the wall projector and opens the word document for the whole class to see, there is my picture, but some retard had written under it "fuck you [teacher] you dumb whore" after me.
She then asks who did it, and I confess about the picture but make it clear that I did not write the text and that they are not related, however no one confesses to having written the text, so the teacher probably still subconsciously believed I did it. As a punishment, she then orders me to deliver her a written apology by the end of the day, I do so but pretty much write "yeah I'm sorry I did it, but it's your fault that the whole class saw it, without you it would only have been the one other guy". (Cont. 1/2)
Owen Baker
Bad idea, as a few days after that I get told by my counsellor teacher that in 2 weeks there will be a meeting between all of my teachers over the incident, and I may get permñanently expelled for it. I'm extremely nervous and have great trouble falling asleep over that time. I
thus also had many chances to talk to my classmates about what they think about it, at first most of the boys thought it was funny, but all of the girls call me a woman hating mysoginist or something, but after the two weeks all of the boys and most of the girls also came to think of it as funny, or at least not meanspirited, and only like 2-3 girls still find issue with it.
On judgement day, we pretty much have a court after school, where all the teachers got a printout of the picture and everything was discussed, the teacher makes the point that I'm a woman hater and literally Satan for my evil doings, I make the point that it was just for fun and it's not that big of a deal. I then try to explain shitposting to a bunch of boomers, and how not everything needs to make sense to be funny, and the vice principal and the original teacher continually try to also stick the text on me and I have to interrupt them and shut them down lest they get the idea into the other teachers subconscious that I did that too. In the end, 3 teachers agree with me, 9 agree with , and I get a Tadel, basically the second worst thing possible, and if you get 3 of them you get permanently expelled from the school.
Dominic Hughes
i raped a teacher and graduated from a juvenile detention facility
Levi Parker
Good morning sir
Anthony Rodriguez
Basrd
Charles White
A largely Asian San Francisco public school in the early to mid 2010s.
Xavier Wilson
i didn't read
Jason Clark
>public word document
isn't it possible to see who edited the document? it should be pretty easy to tell who wrote the text
Hudson Long
A failure of a fucking adult, 22, took 12th grade class with me because he was such a dumbass
Ryan Howard
a thing that happened
were all dummies bro
Sebastian White
I slept through most of it
Justin Smith
my 13 years in school were so uneventful that i barely remember anything.
Jordan Allen
Went from extrovert with many friends (elementary school) to extrovert with barely any friends (first years in new school) to introvert and then full retard mode once I found a good friends group and we just did what we wanted not giving a fuck about what others thought of us. Last years were the best (:
Gavin Cooper
You can't suffer in the Philippines