/brit/

based
love are street shitters
they actually respect common law

that's not a monkey it's an ape

im not going to count these bags as about £3 though. theyre not there to save £3 on the electricity (however long that would take) by insulating the fridge. this mostly because they were useful until their death.
instead, the bags would have cost 0 £ and the money they need to save would be whatever it cost extra to have the door open while i was taking the bags in there. so a few 0s into the tenths of a penny each time, they need to work that off per day, saving/costing (costing) 0 £

ant of you lads have that classic description of London life from a random book?
it went something like
>London's a daycare for man children who spend £1000 a week for bedsit in Zone 26

Lowe the racism

you know it smell crazy in there

Theres a vaccination for homosexuality? Fucking knew it, being gay is not natural and healthy

india hasnt had to do their "one child policy" phase yet though
right?

what a fucking disgrace

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That's what i do. Just grating.

I dont want to think about what another person has to say about what i choose to eat.
If i was eating nonstop maccies, fair, but i eat stuff like pan fried seabass with boiled baby pots and those long broccs. No need to comment that i choose to eat it with a dab of tartare ffs.

me: king of the castle
you: dirty rascal

australiaposters... im you but annoyinger

and they wont because they've learnt from China what a disaster it will be

India could be a superpower with 2 billion people and population will naturally decrease as society improves

me dinner

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pretending i'm ill so mum lets me rest on her boobies

media companies pay low salaries compared to other industries, it makes a lot of sense when you think about who they are owned by...

Won't this just lead to more BAME men in prison???

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It's literally globohomo sanctions on Russia, lefties are to blame

>ywn live in a world where the crown still rules india and america

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QUI?

should i watch the cricket or the footy?

farmville

Few of my thoughts?

It's beyond over
Escape the UK if you can
If you can't, then practice austerities (one meal a day, sleeping on the floor, etc) until you become numb

Houseprices wont come down
We are seeing the slide back into a serf tenant - landlord feudal society

>"conservative" candidate for prime minister
>actually just proposes more woke bullshit
Every single time.

It's just capitalists, not leftists or rightists. It's capitalists against proletarians.

just saw a tiktok of cathedral city blocks in anti theft cases

and yet you will still vote. interesting.

More puritanical Anglo bitch BS

Corrie

it quite literally is already illegal

YEAAAAAA VOTE FOR THE OTHER SIDE THATLL GET EM HAHA ITLL GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT

don't believe guys who say they don't watch porn

more anarcho-tyrannical bollocks

attempting to decode this literal riddle

18 months ago, I realised my marriage was over. 17 years and I had to start my life all over again. I was at my lowest.

Fast forward to today, in a little flat, chasing my art dreams, and with someone I absolutely adore.

Still a long way to go, but I'm happy.

Never give up

Define "watch porn". I haven't watched a porn video since 2008. I mostly just wank to pictures or my imagination.

Work just gave me the second pay rise this year despite the fact I spent yesterday mostly wanking and playing on my switch.

i dont watch porn
i just look at nudie images on occasion

do not understand how the yanks do it

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Nationalise all energy companies NOW

Lots of analysts predicting a correction between 2-10% in the next year

Is telling people not to shout "get your tits out" really a "woke" policy though?

I watch porn but dont wank

93% of them ARE
or 76%. and 93.4% are the energy

Are they seriously seeing a disease as a mark of pride???????$;=^;$;#:=:#'&hebebsjcnfbf emdmfkglflglflflglflfbrbrrllrlrlrlrlrMFUFUFUFFFUUUUUUU

HIT RORKE IN THE SPINE

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

hey alexa can you find out the email that a youtube channel is registered with

Smack rats will literally steal anything. Cheese blocks are easily stealable (just sweep them off the shelf into a bag) and will sell well because some people can't afford food.

we had this in the first year halls ucl

Lmao they really be paying 100k a week in college fees only to have to share a room

>chasing my art dreams
better get used to that little flat, won't ever be able to afford a house

And that's, what, back to what they were in 2019? Still ridiculous. Prices need to come down to about 100k for a two bedroom home.

Genuinely never enjoyed watching people have sex or masturbate or whatever.

> holy shit they’ll have millions more useless poverty civilians

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housepricelad you know that 90% of people rented in the UK in victorian and edwardian era? house ownership is a thatcherite boomer dream
problem with the UK is the landlords are scum

labour are radical left wing nutjobs and the conservatives will betray their principles and pander to whatever the people say they want.

Nationalise these

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*becomes an etsy millionaire*
What now?

PRICE AND RENT CONTROLS NOW
NATIONALISED RAIL NOW

but get rid of universal healthcare at the same time

There's a difference between a behaviour being discouraged and frowned upon, and it being literally illegal and punishable by the law.

I can go out into the street and call the first fat guy I see a "fucking fat cunt", should that be illegal too? Or should it just be something we leave for society to sort out and self-enforce?

That's exactly how cunts like Japan and China became rich to begin with.

you retard
in 94% are the transport*
like national rail. the ONLY other is VIRGIN
you virgin

and then the 76% is the gubbemant

THIS
so much this.

For me? It’s bringing back the gold standard.

you cant do that actually. that would be a public order offence

anglo bitch

fucks sake we're gonna lose to germany on pens aren't we

why can't every metropolis learn to be like Vienna
beautiful and reasonably priced

That's New York City tbf.

>eggs touching the beans

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>look up the big 6 energy companies
>only one is owned by the government
>it's the french government
huh no it's all private companies

They're private companies. There should be one single state run British Energy company. British Rail, British Aerospace, British Steel, BT, bring them back.

They’re not coming back kid

they are owned by the government or something!!!!!!!!!!! end of story.

reminder that these MPs would drone strike you and everyone in your family if it guaranteed them 4 years in power, they don't give a fuck about you.

are greta looking cute

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Imagine all that profit going to the Government instead of greedy shareholders' pockets. The national debt would be gone in no time.

there has never been a british drone strike on canadian soil so you're just lying at this point

for a scandi shes 2/10

Harold MacMillan was 100% right when he called the Thatcherite privatisation "selling off the family silver". Britain's economy is an anemic financialised joke ripe for collapse. It's based on profiteering, not investment.

Britain needs a Georgist land tax.

gf leaves you after catching you cheating on her with a man you massive bender

nah just your own government freezing your bank accounts when you attend peaceful protests lmao

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>the national debt
Howling

hear, hear!
*bangs the table raucously*

Based Georgist chad
We MUST embrace Georgism for a prosperous society

I'd privatise those

no one hear to work for aerospace any more lad

cant roll cigarettes at the moment, my hands are too greasy
youve got me all mad and flamin hot cheetoos a

GTA 6 protag is a latina woman lads

I can understand public services and utilities being nationalised but steel, plane development? no don't be silly

>these nationalised services would turn a profit
tell you are underage without telling me you are underage

um, I think you mean a latinx Body Type 2

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wash em ya minger x

Get in

>bro these nationalised services were horribly mismanaged and purposefully ran into the ground bro it would never work if we tried it again bro nooo we need to suck more corporate cock

slri

BAE systems, Rolls Royce...

really fancy a drink but can't be arsed to go to the shop

quite the quandary

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no

get a load of johnny two beds over here

slurping a vodka & lime myself

>b-but it's a wednesday
ah yes but you see I myself am NEET so can drink whenever I want

Britain's aerospace industry collapsed after Thatcher took power and sold it off. No more Harriers and Vulcans, just shitty joint projects reliant on other countries.
If France can build the Rafale, Britain can build its own jets.

Hope we have the coldest winter in living memory this year lads, shit will really hit the fan.

Watching Cinderella man and the Great Depression sure was grim wasn’t it.

alri

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labour sacking their shadow minister for supporting the strikes. i hate those union leaders they're scum only in it for themselves, but its like the labour party dont want to be the labour party anymore. identity crisis 101. the only people voting for them consecutively are scousers, like blacks and the democrats in the U.S.

you don't pay off the national debt, you inflate it away... 10% inflation is a 10% reduction in the national debt.

*speaking loudly to /brit/ mates*
Hey guys, did you hear about GTA 6? haha

Still won't be putting the heating on if this happens, unless it gets to worse than -5C for days on end I guess

Yep

vote for the opposite side im sure itll work out :) and youll get what you want (: (::::