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gf stays at my flat too much so now I have to actually do work

alri gay boy?

dnt worry, lad
next week its your birthday

it is mad. wish it wasn't so unhealthy. why can't people just invent healthy smoke?

What about his cum and poo

youtube.com/watch?v=tpibny8-XU8

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got underpaid by £300 last month and toilberg still hasn’t paid me

Tony Blair is the greatest prime minister we have had for decades, unironically doubt we will ever have it as good as the Blair years again lads

2 years actually

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What do you reckon is a good age as a kissless handholdless virgin to totally give up?

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latinas>euro women

can't take it to a tribunal after 3 months have passed so don't forget to pull them up on it mate

23

Blair was the nail in the coffin for this country

befriend women

35

20

Fucks sake
Tory pricks

By give up you mean get a prossie right? I'd say about 20

genuinely? 45. assuming you mean "give up" as in totally wreck your life.

virgin boy posts this every thread, probably best if you didn't reply

lads! lovefoxxy live.
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poo willy bum arse

Soldier boy is the only victim of the whole show

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Post your funniest webm

shan’t

One day i'll be PM and you will all be sorry.

alri rishi

>>The median average salary for full-time workers in the UK is £31,285.
>How come everyone here earns so much more?

> brit is full of autistic people
> autistic people are good at programming
> programming easily pays £100k+ in London
> median full time workers includes spastic foreigners who came here with a year 7-equivalent education and will max out at restaurant manager
> brit full of native Britons who went to uni

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You'll never be poo minister

Pay me and I will

grim how the only way to experience intense euphoria is to take drugs

"I don't know exactly, but if you gave me 10 minutes I could work it out" ...why can't other people do this?

*grabs you by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!

Lads I've decided I dont want a prime minister who is brown nor do I want a prime minister who has sex with black men. What do I do now?

Few more years of this and labour might be vaguely electable

not all autists are good at programming, and not all who can program are good enough or can be arsed workign at FAANG-tier companies

plenty of bullshitters on here

Accept politics is a circus and check out

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mad how thin my hair is getting

genuinely how can anyone read through the posts in a thread of brit and think they are inhabited by above average intelligences? how can you embrace such cognitive dissonance

I think it is easier to earn $200k as a developer in yankland than it is to make £100k in the UK.

screaming
this stock footage of a train has big harv in it

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GF is doing Sausage & Egg McMuffin® farts again

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Holy based Google Street View now works in India

*poos in my hand and throws it at you*

hello you cunt

static x = math.random(1000000);
static y = math.random(1000000);
static z = math.random(1000000);

char x* = 'hi' ;
char y* = 'hello' ;
char z* = 'hey' ;

int i = 1;

main() {
for( int i = i; i++( if
i* = char* * && i != int* {
printf(/c , i); else main() };
};

>t. never had a prostate massage from an older woman

yeah, i dont speak virgin

Yeah can make six figures outside of FAANG easily, just go work at a bank or something. You might not get in as a grad but they’ll take anyone with 3 years experience and a pulse. FAANG is a lot more than 100k when you take bonuses and RSUs into account

>suspicious please spe-

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looks like jack o connell

six figures isnt even a million

Vote for Walt Disney when you get the Conservative Party members' ballot

just seen 10/10 chink model

not had a poo for 3 days now
getting a bit concerned

leave it on reddit next time

>Man fleeing Wiltshire crash scene attacked by emus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-62312529