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been talking to a wholesome girl off bumble last few days

she just asked me out. simply going to ignore the message and block her, too anxious to meet up

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should just say "sure, sounds good" and then just go to it and then just chat and then just kiss her and then maybe just have sex.

bells beach is in victoria

do they want to have huge cock in their tight juvenile pussies? do they do they want sex for hours

ellen is so wholesome lads

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no, you answer her and tell her it would be lovely to meet

>the scarves must be malfunctioning sir, none of decibel sensors have gone above a quiet hum the entire match

Imagine if one was gagging and slobbering all over your cock and the other was fingering your bumhole and you made sure they were both over 18 beforehand

been goin out with the GF for 6 months, not even had sex yet, she's pure as the driven snow

Please do it, just have exactly 3 drinks containing around 2.3 units at a maximum, take a small key bump of gear every time you start to feel scared and you will ace it.

Gonna see Gorillaz tomorrow and wait in line for an hour to buy a cheap Chinese tour shirt for $55 AUD
Poms are so fucking greedy? Classic class oppression

really makes you think

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Last night was the first time I've ever sat down with my dad and watched a woman's football match. Quite glad we did tbqh, not my first but pretty sure it was his

cookieberg up to his old tricks again, trying to convince me to go to the shop so i may as well get some cookies while im there

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the aerodynamics of that nose

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>i am no neitzchian you can take up the issues with his system with him
but your misunderstanding and misclassification of it has nothing to do with him and everything to do with your deficiency.

i did take up issue by criticising it. you need to own up to the fact that you said these things hence i am talking to you. just because someone says something doesnt necessarily mean its so. everything is open to criticism.

>maybe it will help you if it's elucidate this way:
objective truth: whatever the powerful say is right
contingent truth: whatever the powerful said is right

well thats just a contradiction.

>you also do not seem to know what the idea of subjective or relativistic ethics is. it has nothing to do with the fact that two tribes can have two different ethical systems anymore the fact that pholgiston was a hypothesis for fire means oxygen objectively does not exist.
pluraistic or subjectivist ethics is that (depending on the variation) either there is no morality (although this is self contradictory as that wouldn't be relative) or that whatever morality exists is relative to the person in other words there is no morality that is better than anyone else what is moral for you is by definition what is not necessarily moral for someone else.
(also p.s. in the literature almost no one holds a subjectivist ethical position because it's clearly nonsense)

yeah okay but the idea of the ruling class selecting morality being objective is just inconsistent with the idea of objective morality since if there is multiple ruling classes in existence eith different moralities then objective morality is at best indeterminate. this "system" you are talking about is irrelevant to the idea of objective morslity unless you can actually specify objective morality. the idea thst it is selected by ruling classes is insufficient

naw what if the convo goes dead
dreading it shitting it

Labour always promise the world then when they see what the accounts look like they backtrack

BBC

little dinosaur fella

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Keirbros... What went wrong?

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if the convo goes dead then that's it. If you block her the result will be the same but you wouldn't even havea chance to know that way
You got this, user

1. Why did you chat to her if you didn't want to meet up
2. Have you ever been out with a girl before
3. How old are you

never recovered from that kneeling photo

Genderqueer starmer

horrible creatures

>if only you knew how bad things really are

dead convo means she's ready to go down on you

Did you ever do anything as a kid that you deeply regret, and wish you apologised for, but never did and still feel terrible about it now?

I remember mocking a girl's speech impediment that upset her very much. Dunno why I did it as she was only ever kind to me and a really nice person.

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thinking about going out to get a third of voddy

love playing coop games with the GF, currently playing "it takes two", always get touchy when teasing her about being bad, which inevitably leads to a shag haha

you should get a GF lads i recommend it

um hello based department

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um yeah I posted it in reply yesterday: the spanish teacher story

not posting it again

Honestly lads, I reckon Britain would be better off in the long term if we just privatise everything including the NHS and school after 11.

It is unbelievable how entitled British people are.

Queer Bummer

1. chatting to girls online is nice and not scary
2. yes been in a 3yr relationship and multiple hookups. usually they’re very talkative and they do the work for me so i’ve been very lucky each time but the next one might not be so much. been a long while since the last though, couple months
3. 22

Why are all British politicians so unlikable compared to Aussie pollies? Even nutjobs like Bob Katter have fans (me included)

I can't get over the fact your upper house is full of rich old fossils

Yidsney has officially decided that Obi-Wan is a bisexual. They even put it on wookieepedia.

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Australian CPI Increased to 6.1%

pooing in the bath when my sister was in it. pretty disgusting

Don't know how haha x

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Imagine if it went in her fanny lol that would be grim lol

>sacking a barrister who has money to burn over something which is completely unprovable

they pretty much asked to get sued

what if sannak wins?

Based rorkubga

Running out of booze.

Why do you Asians love privatising everything? You took all of our electricity companies you cunts

anyone fancy a helicopter ride?

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Never would have won if she was white. She would be labelled a bigot.

Identity is now the rhetorical trump card of our society.

You've posted this multiple times

Oh no no no trannysisters... I thought we were supposed to be winning the culture war?!

bit tiresome innit

>i did take up issue by criticising it. you need to own up to the fact that you said these things hence i am talking to you. just because someone says something doesnt necessarily mean its so. everything is open to criticism.
what are you talking about it. i explained to you why your understanding of neitzchean ethics is incorrect. what does that have to do with my views?
>well thats just a contradiction.
how is it a contradiction?
>yeah okay but the idea of the ruling class selecting morality being objective is just inconsistent with the idea of objective morality since if there is multiple ruling classes in existence eith different moralities then objective morality is at best indeterminate.
you've made the very mistake i tried to correct in the passage you (out)greentexted. think of it this way if 3 scientists say x-1; x; x+1 as the speed of light this does not mean there is no objective speed of light it means that at least two of them are wrong. this in no way argues for or against the speed of light simply demonstrates the epistemological difficulties of those presenting their views.
> this "system" you are talking about is irrelevant to the idea of objective morslity unless you can actually specify objective morality.
what system? the neitzchaen system? i already told you what objective truth is for him.
>the idea thst it is selected by ruling classes is insufficient
you are getting yourself in such a muddle here.

Punched my brother after he beat me on fifa
he cried

mad how people are even against charging hypochondriacs and lonely old people for blocking NHS appointments, something like 60% of GP appointments are meaningless and booked by the same people so why shouldn't they be charged for clogging up the service

So what are you going to do about it?

why you obsessed with hating britain

>yes been in a 3yr relationship and multiple hookups. usually they’re very talkative and they do the work for me so i’ve been very lucky each time but the next one might not be so much. been a long while since the last though, couple months
Then I don't understand why you're so apprehensive

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we made a lad pull his trousers down and bend over then took cracks from the penalty spot trying to hit his arse

probably slightly gay on reflection

Simply going to take 150mg pregablin before the date and become a social butterfly and not the autistic anxious wreck I am

rorke listening to sabaton

leftypol listening to power metal

Hypochondriacs need to have access to NHS services because one day their problem might be real.

Notify you that you've posted it multiple times

People tell me I have a large chip on my shoulder
I can't help but feel the injustices of my ancestors and the continued discrimination I face from the British as an Australian

leftypol here, much prefer psychedelic funk
youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

should i eat coco pops, fruit loops, or some oats lads what should i do lads

Told you yesterday that kids can be dicks, get over it, apologise if you feel so bad about it. Maybe she'll forgive you, maybe she's hot now and will forgive and fuck you.

>stop supporting trans rights because... JUST STOP OK!

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Right-wingers just have to take advantage of that fact and use it to our benefit. That's why Kemi Badenoch WILL become leader of the Tory Party and most likely Prime Minister one day. If the Tories lose the next election, all they have to do is elect her leader and watch her make Starmer squirm uncomfortably at every PMQs. What can he say to a working class black woman who is also vocally anti-woke and anti-immigration? He will shit himself.

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wish mcchicken sandwiches were around £2 instead

they're delicious but they're too small to justify the cost in wolfing them down in the large numbers that its quality could easily warrant

at least you can apologise for it now
tell her you had a bath the other day and you shat yourself and it reminded you of that time in childhood. seems natural that way (won't embarrass yourself saying you post with spergs)

The world is obsessed with hating Britain. We are the target of hatred to the world because of colonialism and our bad working class tourists.

this but me and women vaginas

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british barristers don't have money to burn actually

me and my mates were horrible to some poor lad in primary school for no real reason
he was an annoying awkward unfunny cunt and honestly he deserved to be bullied but that didn't make it right

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sebastian the lobsters trans

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>think of it this way if 3 scientists say x-1; x; x+1 as the speed of light this does not mean there is no objective speed of light it means that at least two of them are wrong. this in no way argues for or against the speed of light simply demonstrates the epistemological difficulties of those presenting their views.

and you have not told me the correct speed of light which is my point. if there is an objective morality nietzches philosophy of rulling class selecting morality cannot tell you which
is the objective morality. its insufficient and irrelevant.

It's over.

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>‘Grand Theft Auto 6’ has a playable female protagonist
based
always play women in games if i have the option

>projectq.us

>we need trans rights!
>rights to do what, you say? umm... ummmm. um.. DON'T QUESTION US, BIGOT!!

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I'd marry her
marry and then have sex once every three years

>lonely old people
why don't you make Gladys a little less lonely lad? give her the dick mate

Autogynephilic freak

They will just call her a black agent of white supremacy. Logic means nothing to these people. They are so detached from reality that you could literally be in an interracial relationship with mixed race kids and they would still call you racist because ostensibly all white people are racist.

rishi rishi rishi

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chi chi man

for all their talk of reforming the uk legal aid system I have yet to encounter one who wasn't comfortably well-off

Thoughts?

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wondering if i should i eat coco pops, fruit loops, or some oats lads what should i do lads lads

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Drunk texted an old flame who left to study in Camberra that she was beautiful and that I should've made a move
Gosh what I poet I am, I hope her boyfriend is okay with it

Average woman when she sees Rorke taking a stroll

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don't know what this means

but spam booking GP appointments? there needs to be a way to stop them, public money needs to be spsent servicing those who need it, not some freak who can't stop booking appointments

did he get decapitated or sliced sideways? kind of curious what exactly happened to him

not keen on them, never understood the fuss over asians

um I think you mean a playable Body Type 2 protagonist

>and you have not told me the correct speed of light which is my point.
... all 3 scientists have said what they believe the correct speed of light to be. this is epistemology not ethics as i've explained!
> if there is an objective morality nietzches philosophy of rulling class selecting morality cannot tell you which
i' really dont know hwo to put it more succintly than:
objective truth: whatever the powerful say is right
contingent truth: whatever the powerful said is right
what is it about that that you don't understand?

Is that a black dildo factory?

so weird how quickly her emotion switches

LIV
ERP
OOL

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'ideous

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>yank
>yellow
>braces
>leather
>london

so many fetishes in one

>out of synch by about a second
fucking morons

someone needs to check these lads' hard drives

sparking up a spliff

yeah thats fine but if you want to tell me that some objective truth is being suggested thrn you have to point out the objective truth. saying 3 people csn have different opinions is irrelevant to the ides of objective truth.

>objective truth: whatever the powerful say is right

which is inconsistent because you can have multiple societies with multiple ruling classes saying different things so how can objective morality be determined this way ?

If it is serious then they'll have no problem stumping up £5/10 to see the GP, right?

My brother works for the NHS and was a Corbyn supporter before he got a job. Now he is certain that charging people for GP appointments and per night for a hospital bed (even if just 5 pounds) is absolutely essential to save the NHS.

He said some people treat hospitals like a fucking hotel and said some cunts come into A and E because they have a rash.
The NHS is on its fucking knees and something needs to give. A service that is completely free at the point of use is very unusual and illogical and just unmaintainable in the modern world.

wondering what cereal i should eat lads

50%+ already are asexual cause they're children

At my school there was a mid 2000s internal email server that had some discussion forums. I used to debate and mock people on there. One girl was a really nice girl but ugly as sin and a devout Christian. I was going through a cringey atheist phase and used to argue with her a lot on there. Then I made some cruel comments about her appearance with some friends. It turned out one of the girls I made those comments to was her friend and later in private told me about this Christian girls really terrible home life. She had been badly physically and sexually abused. I'd make nasty comments in public about her and felt bad but I kept debating Christianity with her in a cringey fedora way. Then my gf died. It was a horrible time. The Christian girl found me and gave me her condolences and seemed really genuine. Didn't try any conversion or bring up the Christian debates or my cruelty. She was just a really nice kind person. 15 years on and I still feel bad about those cruel comments and my embarrassing atheist behaviour. While i'm not religious today I don't have any time for that atheism stuff and I wish i'd apologised to her.

for me it's the humble weetabix

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currently punching my cock and balls repeatedly until they turn black and blue

i get 45k a year as a scaffolder but it means working 6 day weeks, would kill for 2 day weekends but havent got it in me to work some dull uneventful office job sat on my arse

something needs to change in my life asap

thailad?

when rishi becomes prime minister he will give all the stolen items from the british museum back to his fellow people of colour :^ )