>watch pic related and start behaving like I'm in mafia
>referred to one of my colleague in different department as "friend from the other side"
>start smoking cigar after work
>referred my girlfriend as my goomah
>went to an Italian restaurant and started talking to their Italian waiter, told him this country didn't have shit before we came here
>called my boss a stand up guy and he smiled
>walked out from annual mental health programme hosted by HR because I'm no mental midget
>Intentionally folded all my cash in a wad and started counting it in front of doordash delivery, paid him $5 tip and told him there's more where it came from
>don't even think about saying Nigger anymore, only mulignan comes to mind
Watch pic related and start behaving like I'm in mafia
Being in the mafia isnt a joke, man.
autism
unfathomably based
I did the same thing with Drive and I got my first gf because I no longer spilled my spaghetti by talking
OP wassa madda wid yahh?
I say Oh! when people do shit I don't like.
As if any of you pencil-necked pajama boys would know
never watched Drive, can you elaborate? You mean the character doesn't talk or what?
just watch Drive, it's top 3 movies of all time
I buy 10 packs of Oscar Meyer Salami slices and keep it in the fridge to shove into my mouth whenever i get angry
>mulignan
interesting
Ooooohhhh
Benissimo!
I'm a Mormon who lives in Utah. Can I be mafia too? Las Vegas isn't too far from here, and there's lots of mafia there. I saw Casino.
Seems like it these days. If you get caught just snitch and start a youtube channel.
Francese is that you?
Mafia hasn't been in Vegas since the 60s
Bro I know you LARPing here but pretending to be a made man will get you kill.
>>went to an Italian restaurant and started talking to their Italian waiter, told him this country didn't have shit before we came here
Now I'm imagining a bunch of Anons larping like they're in the mafia. All of them saying stuff like "ooh, Madone" and so on.