Imagine starving

Imagine starving

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imagine having that disgusting tranny kristen stewart try to get you to fuck her. no wonder he left to die
after having to put up with that gross piece of shit

Imagine being wrong

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He had the right idea

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long hair young KStew a cute!

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imagine having standards this low. fucking kill yourself

Starving is genuinely the best way to die other than sleep

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you're retarded

Haha he was like 'damn girl lemme tongue your pussy', took a whiff of that Stew-crotch and decided 'fuckit man Imma go to Alaska for good'

I'm type two diabetic. Sometimes I go on a three day fast to get slightly healthier. I drop ten pounds every time I do. Works nicely to kickstart keto.

But eventually I always start eating shit again. My relatives always visit and want to eat together and then I say "Well, just while they're here..."

How is he? Drinking water alone seems to preclude any intense pain otherwise experienced.

imagine being this much of a faggot, fucking kill yourself

i'd sooner be an aids ridden faggot than touch that disgusting piece of shit. chessmate. fucking kill yourself

I still don't get the moral of this story or why people like it.

He should have taken that goat's offer for butter, ngl.

youalready are an aids ridden faggot
CHECKmate and fucking kill yourself you you utter retard mouth breater

You could've easily disproved me by naming one better way to die. You didn't because you can't. And no, I'd rather not die of an opiate od.

Well you have a wagie cagie mindset maybe try some reality tv?

i already chessmated you cant chessmate after i chessmate

How about if you were to suck on a .45? That would be the final chessmate

nuhuh i already chessmated you can't final chessmate my chessmate was the final chessmate that's how it works

>You could've easily disproved me by naming one better way to die.
In the wrestling ring or underneath a wild woman.

No u

>Narrator says his parents went on to do horrible things to children
>Elaborates no further
>Dies

Was there abuse that I missed? From what I remem they threatened divorce a few times and that was it. If this is reason enough to blame them for everything wrong in life then it's the definition of sheltered, first world problems and you deserve to starve in the woods.

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alright it's past my bedtime i'm going to sleep chessmate faggot

>chessmate

kek