What happened to action heroes?

What happened to action heroes?

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Joss “The Human Reddit” Whedon infected cinema with quipperinos so they had to phase all action heroes out for comedy actors who they put on steroids

Subversion of culture, vilification of strength and beauty. Celebration of ugliness and weakness.

If you try to deny this you really haven't been paying attention.

Go back to the 20th century and stay there forever.

Wtf happened to modern men bros?

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Cute Ella

meds

What comes Next?

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>reject modern soulless corporate marketing
>embrace soulless corporate marketing from a few decades ago
You're not enlightened because the capeshit you consume is slightly older than todays capeshit

ima be honest I would rather watch a modern marvel movie than any of grandpas favorite generic action movies

good movies started in the mid to late 90s 100%

they still exist
they're just marvel heroes now

Show me thay way, I want to do this.

How?

Millennials and onions. Now we have twinks like Timothee chalamet and Tom holland.

idubbbz redeemed himself though
He went out into the ring and let a guy with 10 year boxing experience beat the shit out of him, and he withstood that onslaught for 5 rounds
No TKO, not even a knockdown

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Same for Arin btw
i hate that gay nigga but actually newfound respect for fighting

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what happened between 80Bc and the 1950s

We will never see another Jackie Chan again, who will really do the action scenes and everything feel real.

All that CGI shit feels totally unreal, uncanny.

Thank god it all worked itself out by the end.

he redeemed himself by getting minor brain damage? hahahahahah oh man the internet will BREAK people

I'm guessing Bolo went off the juice.