Here's your Zeus, bros

Here's your Zeus, bros

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It could've been worse. All MCU designs are plasticky, but I like those soldiers, the robes are tasteful, and so on. Him being a fatso past his prime is the "joke", but it only works because it's Crowe and not a rando. The whole thing has those animey grand bullshit aesthetics. It's one way to differentiate it from Asgard by making it more complex and operatic. They could've done more, but it is what it is.

HOLY BOOBA

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Jim Belushi?

At least he's white.

Based Rusty

So close. He was almost perfect.
>BOW, BOW TO YOUR GOD YE SHITS

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>a white man with a harem of four busty white women
how did the MCU get away with this?

Taika likes Crowe so he did his man a solid. As a Jew he probably doesn't care for the Nordic gods so he's fine throwing whatever bullshit there, but he probably likes the Greek Pantheon enough to keep it more accurate. There's still Isla Fisher as either Hera or Aphrodite and maybe Sacha Baron Cohen as Dionysus or something. Then Herc or Ares may cameo if they're going to set Herc up as the Thor replacement when Hemsworth leaves.

why didn't they help Earth when Thanos attacked?

Why should gods care about humans when they all stopped worshipping them and turned to Christ/Allah/etc?

I wouldn't be surprised if this is Gorr's motivation. The gods just stood around while Thanos wrecked half the universe.

>he probably doesn't care for the Nordic gods so he's fine throwing whatever bullshit there, but he probably likes the Greek Pantheon enough to keep it more accurate
Based

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Name of the blonde?

You're giving the writers too much credit

I'm so fucking tired of this gay 80s neon "aesthetic"

You got an all-white Pantheon. Shouldn't you faggots be happy? Do you just whine about anything?

there has to be a contingent of the universe who empathized with thanos and didn't want to interfere with his plan

Fetch him a breastplate strecher!

Which parody is this?

GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN

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eat shit spammer

Damn, his one eye is drifting pretty bad.

Wtf this is racist

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Thank God he's not black.

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