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So a movie about a schizophrenic

Unironically sounds kino

ill check it out. might be funny

What if instead of Ice Cube, it was Vanilla Ice?

What instead of Ice Cube, it was a bullet, and the guy was the creator of this show!

The movie I've made up in my mind will be better than the reality.

>the white dude and his inner Ice Cube are at odds with one another initially over each other's perceived racial biases
>But they come together when they both realize they hate the Jews and combine their skills to get back at a mercantile type who wronged the protagonist

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Vanilla Ice would have to be in the head of a black guy.

So being John Malkonig

Kino

>tfw the film is basically Highlander except it’s a heroic white guy wielding the power of ice cube vs a villainous black guy wielding the power of vanilla ice

This sounds like a certified hood classic

Too kino for this century

This.

No. Vanilla Ice is in the head of Ice Cube giving him sage advice to make that racist moron sound smart to the white guy, who's head he's inside of.

Who will play this white guy?

Will the white guy drop the nigger bomb? I can't take this movie seriously if it doesn't happen at least once

The Euphoria tranny

christ...

>gets Ice Cube in his head
>instantly becomes antisemitic

Plemons

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Yeah this. As long as it's not packed with politics and racism which it probably will be. Imagine if this was made in 2000. Holy kino.

Ice Cube is a poser and so was dre. Studio gangster pussies. Tupac too.
And snoop dogg. All their friends admitted they were quiet kids from the neighborhood. Tupac was a literal art school dancing homosexual and Michael j white can back that claim up.
Meanwhile Young Thug shits all over them and is certified hood classic.

So, it boils down to ice cube vs vanilla ice in a fist fight?

>get in car crash
>hear Ice Cube's voice
>Come through bumping that new funkadelic
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I don't really respect any blacks, Lawrence Fishburne is okay. Seems to me you're splitting hairs.

yes, they were musicians, do you expect the cannibal corpse dudes to be actual murderers and necrophiles and whatever?
black people not being criminals is a good thing, user

>Yo, nigga, it's da jews.
Based.

Isn’t this child anti vax? Why tf2 would they hire him

>black people not being criminals is a good thing
they did drugs and raped underage girls like most musicians.

>magical negro inside your head giving you advice
>"The fuck you doin!? Get over there and slap that fine honeys azz!"

Can't wait until the inevitable scene of the dorky white guy hitting on a black girl in ebonics.

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Biggie will always be the GOAT and a real one, simple as

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