I'm an oil man

I'm an oil man.

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Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I cook with oil in the pan you will agree.

Who said anything about oil bitch, you cookin?

What if he sang that song
>my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Haha

I would literally lol out lod if he did that ahahah

remember to recycle

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Not my problem but I do love No Country for Oil Men.

I don't lose my grapes in the drain and spend minutes fishing for them. I don't botch the moisturizing and let water in the mix and ruin the whole cake.
I'm a family man.
I run a family restaurant.

Sunflower oil has estrogen in it.

kek

is this the birth of a new meme? we badly need one

based. pipecucks seething.

*whips out old cottage cheese container*
Not so fast

Yeah i like oil too

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>Oleeva-uh oilay

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vegetable oil is bad for you.
RETURN TO LARD
RETURN TO TRADITION

>vegetable oil is bad for you
you know what else is bad for you? starving. vegetable oil is cheap.

>I poured the oil down the drain! I was too lazy to use a paper towel and throw it away! I ruined my sink!

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They don't call it rape seed for nothing

starving is cheaper

its true

BLOOOOOOOOOOCKAGE! Blockage, Eli, you boy... Drain's clogged, I'm so sorry.

>not tanning oil

>How much are we going to pay them?
>Who's that?
>The Sunday family.
>I'm not going to give them lard prices. I'll give them vegetable oil prices.

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