I'm an oil man.
I'm an oil man
Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I cook with oil in the pan you will agree.
Who said anything about oil bitch, you cookin?
What if he sang that song
>my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Haha
I would literally lol out lod if he did that ahahah
remember to recycle
Not my problem but I do love No Country for Oil Men.
I don't lose my grapes in the drain and spend minutes fishing for them. I don't botch the moisturizing and let water in the mix and ruin the whole cake.
I'm a family man.
I run a family restaurant.
Sunflower oil has estrogen in it.
kek
is this the birth of a new meme? we badly need one
based. pipecucks seething.
*whips out old cottage cheese container*
Not so fast
Yeah i like oil too
>Oleeva-uh oilay
vegetable oil is bad for you.
RETURN TO LARD
RETURN TO TRADITION
>vegetable oil is bad for you
you know what else is bad for you? starving. vegetable oil is cheap.
>I poured the oil down the drain! I was too lazy to use a paper towel and throw it away! I ruined my sink!
They don't call it rape seed for nothing
starving is cheaper
its true
BLOOOOOOOOOOCKAGE! Blockage, Eli, you boy... Drain's clogged, I'm so sorry.
>not tanning oil
>How much are we going to pay them?
>Who's that?
>The Sunday family.
>I'm not going to give them lard prices. I'll give them vegetable oil prices.