/brit/

soon to be earning no money

some mugs fell for the AC meme instead of chilling with a few fans for a week lmaooooo

corr... you would, wouldnt you?
you so would

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Late lunch

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Yeah cause I'm not at woofter. Shemima is pengaleng

Feeling sleepy as fuck lads
No idea why though
I slept alright last night

moni looks... like THIS!?!?!

>I'd just try to explain why if I couldn't get aroused.

But you'd have no explanation; because there is no explanation besides your body letting you down. In this hypothetical scenario you're alone with a fit lass who you fancy, in a bedroom, both naked and you're about to insert your willy into her while she wraps her arms and legs around you in a warm embrace. You have no reason not to be aroused or hard. You ARE aroused, it's just that your willy lets you down.

Try explaining this to any woman and have her think anything other than that you don't like her or you think she's ugly underneath her clothes. They will literally never understand because they don't have penises.

wearing socks for the first time in 3 years
tied my laces (im wearing shoes inside) for the fix time 10
first time in a long WHILE i have put my feet up without the diabetus itch

i look well cool in my new shoes btw you would think they are really trendy if you like nike, adidas, etc

Helpernonce

how has she not be killed by ISIS loyalists yet

wish i could throw Rupert Murdoch out of a helicopter and into an active volcano

>shaking camera from diseased heart strugglign to beat
grim

didn't even need a fan, just open the window innit

>b-b-but reddit told me that in Spain they keep the windows closed and the blinds down to keep the heat out
load of shite. Window open, nice and cool. Simple as.

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you a fat lad?

sucking an eccles cake

moni just posted this on /britfeel/, mad how far she's come, gay if you wouldn't

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my dinner was burger king
my entertainment? the amount of browns in burger king

remember to do a practice condom wank beforehand

Why are your hands shaking are you nervous or something?

Only on £47k lads absolutely gutted (London) wish I was smart

Eaten a whole pack of wethers originals and now my tummy hurts :/

HOLY

Excited to get stuck in

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Please listen to this song.
It's a nice song.

Series went to shit after Brotherhood (Unity was ok and Black Flag was only passable for the pirate stuff)

what the FUCK is this

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haha alri grandad

that's not poley poley doesn't have a mole/freckle in that location

would you feel safer with a wolf or a pitbull as a pet

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daddies mineral turpentine

okay x

I'm on 35k (London)

daddies google search history

guess my bfs mother really hit the jackpot
one gay with a romanian bf
one gay with another bf
daughter with a black guy

its fine she loves us all, thats why we got matching pjs last christmas, we're both reindeers

Brown sauce
Back in the day though it used to have an upside-down face on it for you to see when you were pouring it out

you should be on bennies