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what's the point in taking 60 hours of driving lessons

link x

got born in headlock me

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This wanker crying like mad lmaoooooo

Why "no"? If no woman ever wants to have sex with me, then so be it. I accept that offing myself is a better choice.

where around Australia is that?

keeping a roof over your instructor's head and his children fed

beyond that? nothing

utter freak you are

only one in my whole family born in wedlock
reckon this is why my dad has always been funny with me
i represent the exact moment he gave up

born out of an arse me

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been an octobery day today

what % of men after 22 yo wank? can't be 95% in my opinion
I think the real number is 50 or even under it

I mean, why should an office worker wank after a job if he can just get a sex with his wife

Throw in thread

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same (mother had bumrot)

Interviewing for a new toil later this week and the process has taken fucking ages
Only got a call/email 2 weeks later, then over a week later got an email to schedule interview which would be another 2 weeks later at the earliest
If it turns out to be a two stage interview and I have to wait a week or more I’ll be seething

>reckon this is why my dad has always been funny with me
?

Why doesn't conservative leadership just unite the party

ZAMN!

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>be le me
>like le cinnamon scrolls
>wanna post in the other thread
>this thread was first though
what do???

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borderline rapist mentality

gf is all about having a big family and looking after kids and i have 0 interest in being a parent, dont get why she doesnt fuck off and find someone else as opposed to trying to brainwash me

>TOILBERG still trying to ring me for not showing up
>This time off my landline
Guess I wasn't important enough huh

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turns out the japanese drive on the same of the road as us

post in both

Don't get people like you. One of the most painful things about being a KHHV is that you'll also never be a father, at least for me.

*taunts and teabags male opponent*

DERS A SHTIGMA AROUN MEN'S MENTOOL ELF

mad how rory delap could throw a ball 40 metres

would really be easier for them to drive on japanese roads rather than fly over here, drive on our roads then fly back to japan every time they want to get somewhere

am I a freak in this question, or wanking just isn't a hygienical thing?

>get a car
>think I'll just need it maybe 1-2 times a week and the odd trip back home
>gfberg means I end up using it every day
>costing me a fortune
i'm so mad right now. life was much easier without it

WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A TEAMS MEETING, YOU FOOL

are you 190? yeah you are.

(rest of your post unread)

call her a bitch

what isnt there to get? child free life means i have permanent freedom, can actually build some kind of savings that i can use on personal experiences rather than sinking all my time/money into raising a child

on top of that i just dont think i'd be a good parent

Fairly certain it’s because of the railroads (which we built/supervised for them) being on the left which led to roads for cars being on the left
Shan’t look this up to confirm if I’m right or not, I said it therefore it’s right

bought 2 kfc zingers for me and brotherberg earlier but he wasnt home so i ate em both lmaooo

>gif
fuck off

Really depends on whether they have a partner or not.
Personally as a KHHV I do it probably once a day.

Arsenal will not achieve nothing

child free? yes, you are until you'll meet an actual childless old or just adult person

what the fuck are you talking about

leave her lad, it'll be best for both of you, find someone who doesn't want kids instead of holding back someone who does

nobody will come to visit you when you get old, nobody will be there to care for you, you will never see your offspring graduate uni and get good jobs, you will never play with your grandchildren, you will have nobody to leave your life's achievements to, nobody will be there when you die, nobody will be at your funeral, nobody will be with you when you're on your deathbed. Once you die, you will be 100% forgotten.

The childless life is a selfish decision.

Leave me the fuck alone toilberg

you WILL get excited over marvel phase five

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based

too often isn't it? for me in my age even twice in a week is bit too often
but I prefer to not do it at all

>I regret not spending more money on flatscreen TVs and blu ray DVDs
BEEEEEEEEP

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Kentucky fried cat?

this but unironically

>what isnt there to get? child free life means i have permanent freedom, can actually build some kind of savings that i can use on personal experiences rather than sinking all my time/money into raising a child

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old people which have no children, have you meet them? I did and it makes you completely forget about the childfree thing

I also don't consider families with only one child to be normal too

JACKIE WEAVER YOU STUPID CUNT

think the only superhero film i've ever seen was the batman with arnie in it

or blade if that counts

maybe it's different when it's your kids but I can't stand kids at all

Mad how everyone was saying we need to return to monke but now we have monke pox, really makes you think

personally when I get old I will just chuck myself off a bridge

yeah?

wasnt funny the first time

tokyo is amazing when you think about it, an economic powerhouse like london, except the people can actually afford property and next to no crime, mental innit

>nobody will come to visit you when you get old, nobody will be there to care for you, you will never see your offspring graduate uni and get good jobs, you will never play with your grandchildren, you will have nobody to leave your life's achievements to, nobody will be there when you die, nobody will be at your funeral, nobody will be with you when you're on your deathbed. Once you die, you will be 100% forgotten.

ktim but I never chose to end up like that.

That's fair enough if you don't think you'd be a good parent. Personally that's the only thing that would stop me, along with the chance of passing along whatever genetic features made me a KHHV at 26.

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he doesnt say this

>people

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probably because they all work 60 hour weeks with unpaid overtime

I sometimes go a few days without if I'm tired from work/exercise.

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for me, it's heavengames.com

>Once you die, you will be 100% forgotten.
Why would that matter when a man is dead?

>tokyo is amazing when you think about it
Such an unashamed weeb, kill yourself

none of that matters to me

monkeypox has nothing to do with monkeys
it's all due to gays

youtube.com/watch?v=XcnWycxYE1M

so love me now, help is coming
yeah kiss my mouth help is here.

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So it's pretty much confirmed she'll be the new PM now right?

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imagine being such a slave to other people's validation, you need it to exist even after you're dead LOL!!!

tokyo OT is like sitting in a bar drunk out your mind squeezing the office ladies' tights-covered thighs then shagging at a love hotel though

i told you lot that pure anglo-saxon englishmen were made to breed irish women

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I'm in Japan de lidsssssssss

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Involuntarily Childless is a real thing. Look up Dr. Robin Hadley.

pretty much yeah, due to racism

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ikadakimasu fishu smelleru is derricious!!

edgy

Toilberg gave me a glowing review at my performance meeting today lads. Had a beaming smile when he announced that I would be getting a 6.8% pay rise. Inflation currently sits at 9.4%

Ah yes. Shall be spending the rest of the week looking for a new toilberg to sell my soul to.

chuckling at the thought of some sushi restaurant serving up mark on a bed of rice as some exotic fish delicacy

What about dying before your parents.

kek can you even imagine

Italy and Sweden sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

I don't do it being on a vacation or when hot water isn't aviable (happens in Russia every summer for 10 days)

lol

What about it

Neither of them should be prime minister, dissolve parliament and give Lizzie the reins

Watching Pewdiepie and feeling bitter and jealous