What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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nerds whined about Prometheus so they shoved in some fanservice and left the movie just feeling confused

>cant be bothered making Space Jockey civilization
>focus on retarded evil android and repeat alien slasher flick again

Hollywood Jews fucking up Ridley's vision.
Those movies were meant to be completely different. No xenomorphs at all, solely concentrating on engineers (and maybe something even more "beyond") instead. It was meant to be more mysterious, more allegoric (inspired by the poem "Paradise Lost" by John Milton).
But he wouldn't get funding for that because everyone wanted fucking xenomorphs.

somehow david has returned

Danny McBride. Dude instantly retardifies anything he’s in.

Trying to hard to be smart, just like Prometheus

What was the covenant?

I've watched scenes from this and it looks like a fucking student/fan film

They pulled a Newt with our girl Shaw

Retards like complaining about Prometheus kino, so Ridley bastardized it and made it a shit Alien-style flick, leaving all the questions of Prometheus unanswered

I've only seen the original Alien and Prometheus and loved them both. Can't be arsed to watch Covenant because it looks like all the good stuff from Prometheus is gone in favor of le xeno action scenes

Everything, it's easier to list what went right, which is
>James Franco's character killed in the first five minutes
That's it.

>see the endless seething over newt's treatment
>lol, let's do it again, this time it'll work

it's worth a watch for the David scenes, everything
else is just boilerplate

>What went wrong?
everything in the film except for the visuals fit a an ultra low-budget b-movie, rather omega-movie, of the 80s that was ripping off Alien 1979.

And they again killed the protagonist off-film, not even off-screen, like the abomination that was Alien 3

trash with no value, like Promotheus

It follows Prometheus it can only go wrong.
Prometheus characters and plot were retarded, sequels tend to be inferior to the original it's one hell of deadly mixture when you join all of that into a movie.

Forgot he was in this. Dude is such an insufferable faggot with all his hella fuckin epic quips

Ridley has gone senile and nobody dares to tell him

>What went wrong?
not only did it suck, but even the visuals which were of visual quality were uninspired.

A fucking earth forest....?!

they could not take them to a planet similar to a landscape of Bruce Pennington?!
brucepennington.co.uk/

or some interesting place?

It was brain-damaged hikers in space meet windows 10 robot and his slasher mutant experiments.

Prometheus got shat on so they just made some derivative turd to placate critics and manchildren