FBI. We'll be taking over this investigation from here

FBI. We'll be taking over this investigation from here.

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you mean you'll be collecting all the evidence so you can "lose" it? fuck off

You can shove that juris-DICK-tion bullshit up ya ass! My boys are already bringing her down

>Wait a minute... if you're here.. and he's there.. then... !?!?!?

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Thank Christ

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>FBI we're here to chlorophorm you, rape your kids then say it was an alien abduction

>Everyone HAAAAAAAAAANG ON!!!!!!

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>But why??
>It's classified.

>Ever flown one of these before!
>There's a first time for everything!
>OHHHHH boooyyy!!!!!

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lmao

>WHOSE FLYING THIS THING?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>No, this is MY crime site. Tell your men to get back before they contaminate it.

>covers up Hillary's and Epstein's crimes

If the "FBI" showed up at your house would you even comply with them? Police, fine, but the FBI? How do I know that they're actually FBI and not some organized criminals or something, and not only THAT, but the FBI is openly hostile toward American citizens. I don't believe I'll be doing or complying with anything the "FBI" would try and tell me to do. Do they even exist? If so, why?

Oh thank Christ. This case was beyond our expertise and the media would have been up our ass for not solving it. It also would have fucked with our perfect clearance rate.

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Bruh they kidnap you and rape you so hard you become a tranny if you don't comply (Chelsea Manning) at that point if you're getting swatted whether its real US Agents or not you're fucked and may as well try to just survive

Would you comply with an armored car and 50 agents surrounding your home? You realize problems with the law don't just "go away" if you just pretend they don't exist, right?

No because I'm not American and they have no authority here.

Nigger the whole world is property of america which is property of israel. Theres no escape.

Wrong, I live in China.

>who's in charge here?
>special agent johnson, fbi
>not anymore you're not, presidential alien investigation unit, we're taking over
>i've never heard of you
>and you never will again, as far as you're concerned we don't even exist

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>Wanna complain, boy scout? Take it up with your captain down in the reception.

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>if you're getting swatted whether its real US Agents or not you're fucked and may as well try to just survive
Really good point, honestly. What difference would it make? I'm fucking ghost.

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>officer keeps a key evidence part and is going to do his own research

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>the passcode is encrypted with the top of the line defense system you need a miracle to access it
>can you bypass it?
>*click click click*
>done

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you must have really fucked up for the FBI to show up at your door

If you are under arrest they will tell you that and take you with force. What he is talking about is probably them trying to get information or make you an informant.