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ASMONSISTERS WW@???

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Uh oh, she's about to give him the deathblow.

>doctor, what is a death grip?

>I watched some videos before so I know what I'm doing a lil bit

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>Calmly explains why it's unlikely to be a knife
Did he activate her trap card?

I would Kill for that Goddamn. I want her to berate my performance while i breed her

This Dennis Nedry dude is shaking like a leaf.

>you were under oath, correct?
Is there a more pants shitting inducing question in the context of a trial?

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>get paid thousands of dollars to have this goddess dom you

yo how fucking lucky can you get

It's important to remember though that the whole point of this court case is to find out whether or not Depp's name was slandered in the news article Amber got made. It's not about anything else in essence, although all that has come forward has a side effect of fucking ambers reputation and making her a fool

Why isn't it possible?

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Reminder the defense only has 8 hours left on the clock. Depp's team has 18 hours left. We're in for a fun week.

i thought turd's entire testimony was that he cut his finger with a knife

>$25 million per month
>uses dead hohols as tax break

kek

>it could be anything
unbelievable

Reminder camille is /ourgirl/ not turd

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It's just not.

>That steely gaze

>there's no question pending thank you though
Camille have sex with me NOW

>he can't confirm how the the injury was caused. His own words
His testimony is now completely useless. Good job from Camille

>I may have or may have not given a contradicting testimony, but here's the thing, I'm a DOCTOR, you "bigshot" lawyers wouldn't last a day in med school!! I'll have all of your medical insurance revoked, all of them!!! You'll never be allowed in a hospital ever again, you fucking snakes, you vile pieces o-GET OFF OF ME
>*bailiff drags him out forcefully*

He's actually winning.

"I uhm.. uh.. think.. uhh.. it doesn't fit with.. uhh.. what we typically see.. uhh".

How the fuck does this dude get $5000/day?

THIS IS HER TIME

AND THATS A KINO THING

Amber actually unironically called an hearsay doctor and thought it was a good idea LMAO

>This is an expert witness for the Defense

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>NOOOOOOO, IT'S NOT THE DOORS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO WITH THE PHONE VERSION!!!!

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She's the fucking best.

>Depp and Heard have more suits than I do clothes.

>thank you tho

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same

SOMEONE REHABILITATE THIS MAN

>didn't do anything besides just look at the picture
that $1000/hr going far

>do you mean did I throw a vodka bottle at something?
Holy shit he's lost it.

with god given grace she strikes this another (((board))) certified sharlatan

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>Yeah I don't actually know anything. Or seen anything. Or have any proof. My opinion is based on this epic youtube video. Please like and subscribe!
nice fucking expert lmfao

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more like
>i will lie for you in court, thats $1000/hr

>that mommy strut

You have to have >100IQ to understand this testimony. Luckily for Heard half the jury is azn.

>Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus is a Latin phrase meaning "false in one thing, false in everything." At common law, it is the legal principle that a witness who testifies falsely about one matter is not credible to testify about any matter.
It's what Depp's lawyer team have been crushing Amber with so it seems like it's their last minute resort to make the juries doubt Depp's testimonies now lmao

>you said that you can't take it anymore after cooming six times in the last hour, but that's not entirely correct, is it, user?
>in fact, here comes number seven

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ambersisters.....

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>This is a 10/10 in america

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And 10/10 in the rest of the world too

can eceleb simps be legally declared braindead already?

>Yeah I don't actually know anything. Or seen anything. Or have any proof
This is LITERALLY every single witness that AH's legal team has called up on the stand and had shown in video depositions. Everyone says that Johnny drunks and does drugs and sometimes becomes rude, but no one has ever seen or experienced him do anything.

Yes, Camille has emasculated him and become the man in the relationship. So in a way, “he” is winning.

Why do they all say "dr kipper" when his name is "dr cooper"?

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I feel like Camille is being a little too vicious

Their closet is also bigger than your house user

>didn't even read the deposition
$1000/hr

>mfw there is a finger on the floor

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kipper said it was found in the kitchen area, while king said he found it in the downstairs bar
an inconsistency that they haven't really addressed

Why is Andy Richter being questioned here? What the fuck is going on? Where is Conan?

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>"I don't recall other expert's testify"
>"I'm hand expert believe me"

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10/10 here too

Johnnybros, we keep on winning

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Camille please stop, he's already dead

I haven't been following, how fucked is ourguy.

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>intelligent
>confident
>presumably extremely wealthy
And yes of course she is very physically attractive. She is a true 10/10.

turdsisters IT'S OVER

>I'll call tomorrow
>you'll call now
>o-ok

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You ever feel that you're homogay?

He does NOT do it for free

So what international precedence does it set when the US court rules in favor of Depp while the UK court was against Depp?

Remember when Heard said these were two totally different pictures? Marvel can get away with making the same thing over and over and saying they're different--but she worked for DC.

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Him and his lawyer team is the one doing the fucking

Not a 10/10, I'd say like a solid 8. She has cute mannerisms that bolster that though

based cameo episode

>he never seen the picture

La goblina..

She's not winning the jury over with her bitchy attitude

I'd let her object my penis

Camille and JD are fucking I have no chance with her bros...

objectively a good looking woman, seethe

I kneel

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nothing, these trials are of exactly no significance at all, legally speaking

>5,000.00 (FIVE THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS)
lmao bro is getting pegged in public by a tiny qt mexican, god i wish that were me

no phones in court, amber

Something about the judge having ties to Amber apparently
T. Amber

I mean the legal thing isn't even THAT important here, it's a fucking projectile, anyone with even a high school level understanding of physics knows it would be a fucking crapshoot to estimate how the impact happened and what it would do upon impact. His testimony is simply worthless.

Lol nothing. It's not even the same parties involved

Eat my ass depptard, I'll shit on your bed

Everyone knows that UK courts are a complete fucking sham, especially when it comes to defamation/libel/slander cases. The judges will do everything in their power to protect establishments, such as The Sun.

I'm a Bong and she's a 20/10 here.
Btw, I'm getting paid right now. ;)

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OBJECTION

>bring up the pic jimmy
>so in this pic
>objection
>objection
>bring the pic down jimmy

DOUBLE OBJECTION COMBO SUSTAINED

wasnt the same case

>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

kek

he's setting it up again.

>he's getting paid $1000/hr to get FUCKED by camille live on television
god i wish that were me

>Miss Vazquez wouldn't let you finish
CRUEL AND UNUSUAL

What's he thinking right now?
this is the only image I have saved and I' m not even watching the case I'm entirely staying updated on this case based off Any Forums shitposts

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>no ass
>no curves
>goblina future
7 at best

what's his endgame?

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>Depp nervously talking to the jewess behind him
He's shook. It's over.

>37 years old
B-b-but incels told me women age like milk.

>that laugh from rottonjew
Creppy

Dumb bitch should've landed the third objection, everyone knows a three objection combo gives right to calling a surprise witness to the stand that's immune to cross-examination. Amateurs

The UK trial was against a (tabloid) publication whereas the US trial is directly against Heard. Also, the UK trial was before a judge while the US trial is before a jury. Aside, the US trial has a larger variety of evidence.