A darker, grittier Willy Wonka

I took a dark and gritty shit but no one's making a movie about it

Welcome welcome welcome to my wonderful Chocolate factory

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we just have a wonka remake like two years ago?

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>can you get him out the river?

>no, I'm dunnheir

>Wonka as promising young up-and-coming businessman motivated by his innocence and purity to share it with the world
>As he gets more and more successful he needs to expand the brand
>Starts outsourcing to child slave labour camps in China
>Starts attending billion/trillionaire parties
>Gets involved with banker pedophile elites at first only in hopes of having them help advance his business or pledge to donate to a children's charity alongside him
>Eventually becomes more tolerant of their devil-worshipping hobbies and starts to enjoy them himself
>Is invited into the inner circle of the ruling elite families
>Gets involved in the cabal's plans to disrupt the global order
>Uses his immense wealth to buy up all the farmland in North America so that he push his special new healthy chocolates as a viable alternative for poor families unable to put food on the table due to the artificially induced famine
>Contributes to genocide by having every tenth chocolate bar sold laced with a deadly virus
>Suddenly feels remorse and tries to blow the whistle but gets Epsteined

Kino

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Do you think they'll make another blueberry scene?

Epstein never felt remorse

LMAOOOOOO

Remorse over not watching his back close enough and getting cold feet over the possibility of getting dumped

lmao

I find it wrong to use the word remorse because it implies he ever felt bad about anything he did. He did not. Cold feet is a better way to describe it

that's what burton was going for