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So what's the point of this when it's for a vote by a tiny fraction of the population

>and if i win i would love you
:3

Australian Bollock Licking

Allisson is the only one who doesn't look like a favela monkey

desu girl at toil has a nice arse, think she has taken a liking to me as well

LOVE.

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politics mongs love their politics

LIZ x RISHI

what's the implication here

I'm just holding out hope anyone who actually holds Tory party membership is old and racist enough not to vote for rishi

Diego would've loved that

sit down leftypol...let's have a talk...

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why is tsimi there lmao

because one of them is going to be the next prime minister in a month

Edición mexicana

>here's your prime minister for the next 2 years
>you'll hate them, but there's fuck all you can do about it

God ciggies are so fucking awful
No clue how people becominf addicted to them
Only worth smoking them to socialise with birds who have low self-esteem

might watch curb

I'm not an arse person but there's a personal trainer at my gym with a fucking giant one, I could fit my entire head into it I reckon.

not surprised

comrade corbyn sticking true to his convictions

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if I could go back in time I would save steve coogan

tories love immigration

They look like a homosexual prison gang.

would you perhaps say, too big?

Why didnt bitch in the red suit not shutting rishi down when he keeps rambling? Fucking women can't do a job right

Exactly how I predicted. Sunak annihilated Truss. This is exactly why current polling means jack shit. Sunak will win.

>this is important! let me speak!

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the fact is i'd shag truss and that is the best i can say for her
i'd shag rishi but only if it was rape and it made him suicidal

she need perching on my mast of english oak

>smoke one
>get a headrush
>'That was fun'
>do it more
>headrushes fade and you're just left with an addiction

>No clue how people becominf addicted to them
>Only worth smoking them to socialise with birds who have low self-esteem
Think you just answered your own question there, matey

wish i had disposable income to bet

itty bitty titty Ruby

smoking is a great way to meet people, I would recommend it to any young person

need them out of business

they know who they are

She's so boring lads

Because the BBC hate Truss and want Rishi to win.

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>Both are planning to ban striking
Is it over? How the fuck is that fair?

sometimes wish there was a camp you could go to where you're forced to sort yourself out for a couple years

and now...here's the conservative party

*farts into a kazoo*

I can see de monkeypox workin in dem

librarians?

life isn't fair

couldn't believe when the bbc did this
it was obscene tory propaganda

Ban striking for rail workers, I think they've been talking about that for years, especially with the underground. I think most people are pissed off at the recent strikes and are not sympathetic at all.

the rest of us get to see just how fucked the political system is.
But also there will be a lot of opinion polling going on to see which one the general public prefers.
Neither of them is going to be popular enough to "gamble" on a general election, but no matter which one gets in, they've immediately got to start making the case for a Tory re-election in 2024. Whichever one resonates more with floating voters will get more undecided backbench MPs on side, and the party machinery will start promoting them amongst Tory members.

you will have nothing and you will be ok with it

Women must be protected and loved

working class people vote to put noose around their own necks
tories laugh at them

lots of wellness camps about

haha this this THIS

There is. It's called The Army.

>Ban striking for rail workers
i think i hear the sound of someone seething

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based political expert knowing what its all for/about

Good. Unions shouldn't be able to just shut down essential services for ordinary people over shit that doesn't concern us whatsoever.

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!

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youtu.be/oHyeUcHMoq0?t=32

yeah?

rail workers?

Got a forgetful mate. Havent seen im for years. Reached out to him and he seemed enthusiastic to meet. He said he would message me when he was free. That was three weeks ago. Forgetful or just doesnt want to meet?

I'm sympathetic to the rail strikers.

youtube.com/watch?v=OT03sYvbiwE

It'll be interesting. But I think he's said enough of the right things that he'll be seen as "one of the good ones." Which is a pity, because he's the opposite of that.

and shagged.

he fobbed you off with a generic yeah we'll definitely meet soon but really he just wants you to go away
I mean, who wouldn't

farting into a kazoo wouldn't do anything, actuall
you need to hum to play a kazoo
otherwise it just sounds like air being blown

No you're not

wonder what my neighbourhood will look like in 100 years

probably in a state of ruin with africans everywhere

told the gf im dumping her for a ...yh gf

she isnt pleased

Driving trains and working at a train station is easy as fuck. Theyre just moany bitches.

a 16 ...yh old gf?

literally knew he was being groomed for something years ago when he was getting constant rimjobs in the papers

the british press NEVER does that for politicians it was fucking weird

>t. Cuck

*hums out of arse*

didn't know rishi was actually working class all along

train signallers/drivers are already paid far too much for easy work
ideally their jobs will be automated out of existence soon

If he didnt want to meet then he probably would have just ghosted you, I'd message him I were you. Worse case scenario he doesnt want to meet and youre in exactly the same position as you are now - except without the question hung in your mind.

I dunno, WFH has made it so the white-collar class of Tory swing voters aren't as affected by rail strikes.

not a mongier deano habit than constantly betting, playing online casinos, or playing IRL but for big money you can't really afford - fine to have a little flutter every now and again as a fun end to a night out but cringe when I've seen people I know go in and sit at the big table and lose £500

Train drivers are pussies and ruin this city's infrastructure, economy and the average man's daily life everything they pull this shit. I approve
But drivers don't pull this shit nearly as often and worked during a damn heatwave

Yes I am. And banning strikes is madness. I would join a general strike to oppose it.

I don't agree. Clearly you have never worked in a role in transport or interacting with the public, let alone public transport.

t. toryboy cuckold

if any job can be automated its theirs surely
trains only go in one of two directions and have to meet a regimented timetable

Hi Rorke, I'm going to be your new Prime Minister if that's alright with you.

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you'll get dogs abuse from the middle class wankers in this thread but you are right.

i'm not eat the rich, I'm eat the middle class

Suns go down and dawns will come
But once our pinprick light is out
The night will never be for more than sleeping

I love doing this, let’s
Take a long position, swell the
Abacus with kisses
M Cxxx
MM CxCx Cxxx
MMM CxCx Cxxx CxCx

And when we’ve made a killing kissing
Shake the totals to lose count,
Take them beyond the kiss inspector’s reach.

it's true. everyone took the piss out of him at winchester school because he brought lard butties in his packed lunch every day.

you don't even need to steer trains

>13c outside

fucking comfy

yeah it gives me the ick

*bus drivers