No hymen no diamond

No hymen no diamond
No asses no taxes
No vagene no vaccine

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But he doesn't have BBC?? Why is she with him?

You can be in a relationship without sex. My gf is asexual for example so we mostly cuddle

How is that man alive ?

>BBC

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>No asses no taxes
hehehe this one's good

looks like that character from toy story

she's fucking me and my BMC (big mutt cuck) on side. Sorry you had to find out this way

quintessential swedish post

black power

Fuck pfff

he crawls into her and she pretends to give birth to him

t. leglet

>Cuddles with the swede
>Sleeps with the steed

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from what he explained himself he had his legs amputated, dont think they chop off "the leg" in the same process.
>he has BBC but cant run away from fatherhood

how does he shit?

I'm guessing he has a poo bag strapped to his abdomen.

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>black people can noclip now

whitebros...

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Literally the only option for my man.

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>No hymen no diamond
>No asses no taxes
>No vagene no vaccine

Your ones are different to ours

No splash no gash
No Armani - no poonani
No spray - no lay
Wash your nuts for the sluts
Wash your fingers for the mingers
No Davidoff no suckey’off
No After shave you go with dave
No Cologne, you go home alone
No CK, no BJ
Wash ya toes, for da ho’s
No Soap. No Hope
No Stink, No Pink
No Splat, no Rat
Tissue? No Issue
Taking a poo. dont splash on your shoe
Finished wiping your bum? It’s a pound for some gum
Have a beer - no fear
no Calvin Klein - you not smell fine
no paco - no taco
no lolly - no jolly
no Boss, no toss
No Dolce and gabbana, no sucky banana
No selection - no erection
No designer - no vagina
No Davidoff no noshing off
No issey - No kissy

asexual

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oooooohhh A SHADOW'S HANGING OUVAAAAH MEEE

OHHH
I BELLLLIEVE

IN Kay EFF SEE...!

Niggardly.....

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