Who's the toughest sitcom dad and why is it Hank Hill?

Who's the toughest sitcom dad and why is it Hank Hill?

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i’d have him in a headlock before he knew what hit him

Red Foreman though

shut up Dale.

tony soprano. we forget he's a murderous crime boss 'cause we're took busy laughing at his antics and goofy stuggles being a good father.

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He’s bald and from Wisconsin.

The dad from Good Times was a violent hood nigger who in literally every episode was threatening to beat his kids.

...

Dumbass

To be fair, he had JJ for a son.

If Red was so tough, why did his kids turn out worse than Bobby?

Hank would be in halves, not even 30 seconds into their fight.

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>but Carmela muh gabagool

It's Al Bundy. He's undefeated in dozens of street fights. The times he did get beat don't count since he fought a whole gang by himself.

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Al Bundy, he bounces back from numerous injuries and he gets jumped by a bunch of dudes multiple times in one episode and keeps coming back until they respect him enough to leave.

Plus he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.

Because Eric was a dumbass

>be me
>be back in middle school
>if I ever don't have homework my dad will go to his bookshelf, pick a book for me to read and quiz me on
dumb boomer shit your parents did/do?

I wish my dad had cared enough to do something like that

>be me
>back in middle school
>constantly missing work, falling asleep in class, or getting in fights
>school calls my house on a weekly basis
>every time they call my dad beats the shit out of me with household objects
>after the beating life goes back to normal
>no punishment just get beat and then leave to hang out with my friends all night

What household object gave the worst beating? What gave the lightest?